When someone accidentally farts and is embarrased, you should, if you have one ready, let one fly as well. This is a courtesy fart.
This is an opportune time for you to release since then the two fart smells will interfere and no one will discover how unbelievibly nasty your ass is.
This is an opportune time for you to release since then the two fart smells will interfere and no one will discover how unbelievibly nasty your ass is.
Boris farted as he bent over to pick up his shuttlecock at the badminton tournament. Shung Fe felt so bad for him that he offered up a courtesy fart. Unfortunately Shung Fe's rice and eggnoodle fart could not completely mask the liverwurst and vodka fart from Boris, and everyone had to leave the court for 15 minutes.
by RFenyman April 18, 2006
"Hey man wanna come over later and catch Dancing With the Stars?"
"Maybe later."
"You fuckin' dick."
"Maybe later."
"You fuckin' dick."
by ACNY January 22, 2008
by tradesman April 04, 2003
Chris has to come my house to drink because when we're at his house, Lindas Restless Lip Syndrome prevents us from carrying on a conversation.
by HB Brother From Another Mother September 29, 2009
The act of getting a book out on the train, tube bus or plane in order to avoid talking to the person next to you. Substitutes include a newspaper, phone or iPod.
Person one: "Blablabla isn't the weather terrible blablabla"
Person two: (gets book out thus giving Person one "The book off")
Person one stops talking.
Person two: (gets book out thus giving Person one "The book off")
Person one stops talking.
by 0xxMillyxx0 September 20, 2009
Looking back on a tattoo you got when you were younger, or thought would be cool at the time, you realize the tattoo is stupid and wish you had never gotten it in the first place.
Joe: My tattoo remorse is catching up on me after looking in the mirror and realizing getting my ex-wife's name "Jessica" tattooed on my arm was just dumb.
John: Yeah, that looks just plain stupid now.
John: Yeah, that looks just plain stupid now.
by JoeyJr. September 20, 2009
"Have you talked to Mike lately?"
"Just a couple of microvisits last week"
"I was on my way home yesterday and I stopped by Jeff's house for a microvisit."
"Just a couple of microvisits last week"
"I was on my way home yesterday and I stopped by Jeff's house for a microvisit."
by mmia2 September 25, 2009