Urban Dictionary, March 1: sea kittens

sea kittens

An attempt by PETA to convince the general public to call fish by a name too cute to eat.

Eating Sea Kittens is WRONG and you will be ridiculed by beautiful, sexy women everywhere.

by KweenofDenyl January 28, 2009

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and then I found five dollars

a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.

"yesterday i went to the fridge and took out a yogurt but put it back and got an apple instead.
...and then i found 5 dollars."

by defying gravity May 23, 2004

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Coitus Hiatus

To have a break from sex, derived from the two words coitus and hiatus.

EG.
I'm not sexually frustrated, my man-parts are simply on coitus hiatus

by phatguy July 15, 2005

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Citation Needed

A disclaimer for any time you quote something from Wikipedia as fact. Acknowledges that it isn't the world's most "reliable" source, but it's still good enough for you to use.

Drew: I heard the old Red Ranger from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers is gay, citation needed.

Cody: Yeah, I heard that elephant populations have tripled in three years, citation needed.

by SIRdroosef May 22, 2009

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Textual Satisfaction

The feeling you get when your phone has a new message/missed call.

"dude I've been having textual satisfaction all day I already have 5 new messages."

by SoccerKid3310 May 9, 2010

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stock douche

The guy that just happens to own every stock that ever takes off. A self-proclaimed Warren Buffet.

Brock: Hey Rod, you see WFR up 49%?? Trading at $25!!

Rod: Yeah.

Brock: I bought that like 3 months ago at 5 bucks... Put every dollar I had into it after I graduated Duke.

Rod: Awesome. Thanks for the tip... stock douche.

by akarod August 27, 2009

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