The condition of somebody that is unable to deal with life, usually found sitting around a neglected apartment with bad hair and bad outfit.
I saw Kenny at our high school reunion, he's still living with his parents and saving up for a camaro ...totally self helpless.
by pixelfairy June 24, 2008
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I thought we would have problems with that project, but it's SEP now that the manager has been fired.
by salamandir May 18, 2006
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A controversial process of extracting otherwise-secret information from a friend or co-worker by getting them drunk and thereby loosening their control on their tongue.
The guys at work took me out drinking last night. After quite a few beers and a lot of questions I finally let slip that I was going to be a father. What can I say? Beerboarding should be against the law.
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A woman with whom you are friendly but not in any way romantically linked.
My girlfriend is always jealous of Sandy, but Sandy's just my friend girl. There's never been anything else going on between us.
by Randy Steele June 18, 2008
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Means "I only laughed once".

Usually said when something isn't really that funny.

Opposite of "i lol'd".
PopularOnTheInternet: dude, check out this om nom webiste lol
NotEasilyAmused: i olo'd
by phubans June 24, 2008
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The day people light things on fire, and blame it on loving their country.
police officer: hey, you kids, that type of fireworks is illegal!
kid: dude, its the fourth of july. just showing some love for my country.
police officer: oh. in that case. toss me an m-80.
by ouirewoi July 4, 2007
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Adding friends to facebook who you don't particularly like, socialize with or think you are friends with.
Go to her fakebook pages to see all of her friends he/she does not have.
by eibs July 11, 2008
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