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yawn pong

A game played by tired people. In short, one person yawns and then the other person does. Should the original yawner yawn twice before the second person yawns once, player one has one point.
We played tweleve rounds of yawn pong last night.
by James Frohlich April 18, 2007
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mfeo

jack and jill were mfeo
by bucketball September 9, 2005
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Verbal Card

A way of giving someone a birthday card without actually giving them a card. Verbal Cards are recited orally and are usually made up on the spot, but can be planned out in advance. They are better than normal cards for many reasons mainly that they can be personalized. The only downfalls to a Verbal Card is that you can't put money in them, and don't have any funny pictures. They can however include singing.
Tom- Here's your present Sara!!
Sara- um thanks, is there a card?
Tom- VERBAL CARD!!!

"Happy Birthday Sara!
I Hope You Have A Great Day!"

Sara- Oh Tom! You shouldnt have!
Tom- Anything for you my love!
by Kaymanithink July 25, 2009
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Jack off all trades

A person who does not use profession as criteria for choosing sexual partners
- How'd you swing that? I thought Jane only fucked above a certain income bracket.

Naa man, she's a jack off all trades
by michaelstripe December 12, 2007
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Lady and the Tramp it

(v.) The act of sharing a piece of food from oposite ends similar to the spaghetti scene in the famous Disney movie, "Lady and the Tramp."

(v.) Eating opposite ends of a food until both partners meet in the middle.
Sorry guys, I only have one Snickers bar left for the two of you, but you can lady and the tramp it if you want.
by d_fresh January 9, 2010
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Redneck Teleprompter

Crib notes written on a public speaker's hand in order to remind him or her what to say during a speech or interview.
Sarah Palin glanced at her redneck teleprompter during her interview a the Tea Party Conference in Nashville.
by TedIII February 8, 2010
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snowpocalypse

snow + apocalypse = snowpocalypse

When weathermen predict large amounts of snowfall in a short period of time.
Clint: Dude, I heard on the weather channel you had a snowpocalypse last night in your area
Paul: Naw, just a couple inches, the weather man is an idiot.
by Double JJ Jimbo Jones January 29, 2009
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