A job you take knowing that it isn't long term. Often due to an emergency situation where you know your losing your current job. It provides a paycheck while you take your time looking for a better job.
by sandyland May 30, 2010

When someone asks for a minute to do something, even though they know it will take much longer than 60 seconds.
Wife: I need to run into this store. It'll only take a minute
Husband mumbles: More like a football minute.
Husband mumbles: More like a football minute.
by thebetterfriend2 May 29, 2010

n. A complete and comprehensive list of concerts that one has attended. Often casual conversation between fellow concert goers.
by ke1v3y May 23, 2010

A derogatory prepatory statement in a sentence used when telling someone something they should already know, but, in fact the author knows they do not.
by Marc Habel October 30, 2008

The urge people get once inside an elevator to stare compulsively at the ascending numbered lights (usually on top of the elevator doors) either because they are truly convinced this will speed up the whole 'process' or they are simply socially-awkward beings who can't bear to look at random people in the face for 30 seconds.
Mo:"Dude so I was talking to this chick.."
--elevator opens--
Toño Bicicleta: "Call you back Mo I have to stare at the floor 'till I get off the vator or else I have to talk to these people".
Mo: "Sounds like a bad case of the elevator reflex yo, you should go get checked."
--elevator opens--
Toño Bicicleta: "Call you back Mo I have to stare at the floor 'till I get off the vator or else I have to talk to these people".
Mo: "Sounds like a bad case of the elevator reflex yo, you should go get checked."
by For2 May 14, 2010

The BP oil engineers are trying to stop the oil leak by doing a junk shot and filling the blow-out preventer with golf balls and shredded tires.
by yellojkt May 11, 2010

The easing out of flatulency gently, usually when sitting down, so as not to attract undue attention.
by Craig Mengel October 31, 2004
