A term used to descibe the face made if you push your lips together in a combination of a pout and a pucker, giving the impression you have larger cheekbones and bigger lips.
by LehFreakshow July 04, 2009
When someone texts you completely random and/or insignificant information only pertaining to themselves, as if they were updating their Facebook status.
Lauren (via text): I'm taking pictures at my sister's wedding!!!
Grace (via text): Please, no status texting. Save that shit for Facebook.
Grace (via text): Please, no status texting. Save that shit for Facebook.
by wecomefromstars June 06, 2010
The effect of turning everything into shit. The opposite of the Midas touch, where King Midas was said to turn everything he touched into gold.
The act of fail, to blunder, to make a snafu, or catastrophe
The act of fail, to blunder, to make a snafu, or catastrophe
1. Bill: That guy has the Inverse Midas touch. He can't do anything right
George: Nah, it's just a snafu. Could happen to anyone.
2. George: That guy's just like me, he's got the Inverse Midas touch. Everything he touches turns to shit.
Bill: No George, you fail way worse than this guy.
3. Barry: This oil spill is a catastrophe, BP's engineers really have the Inverse Midas touch
Kim: I have on my big boy glasses
Barry: Sure you do.
George: Nah, it's just a snafu. Could happen to anyone.
2. George: That guy's just like me, he's got the Inverse Midas touch. Everything he touches turns to shit.
Bill: No George, you fail way worse than this guy.
3. Barry: This oil spill is a catastrophe, BP's engineers really have the Inverse Midas touch
Kim: I have on my big boy glasses
Barry: Sure you do.
by M1LRTYM June 01, 2010
by Brosef17 May 05, 2009
ben: what did you do this weekend man?
craig: i went and applied for a future shop card and bought a new 3d tv and a ps3. also went and got a dirtbike....
ben: you already have a 60" led flat panel, and you live in the middle of the city, why did you go and get all that shit?
craig: i dunno, nothin to do.......was bored to debt
craig: i went and applied for a future shop card and bought a new 3d tv and a ps3. also went and got a dirtbike....
ben: you already have a 60" led flat panel, and you live in the middle of the city, why did you go and get all that shit?
craig: i dunno, nothin to do.......was bored to debt
by HecklnDecalr June 01, 2010
when, after a few drinks, one will proceed to become an unhappy drunk, and begin to cry and shed tears about anything remotely bothering them. ex: crying about ex-boyfriend, inability to microwave easymac, spilling a drink on one's shirt
"After I had three natty lights, I started regretting my last drunk hook-up and started crying. My friends had to comfort me because of my beer tears!"
by brunette22 February 16, 2006
A person with a little bit of money who thinks that their small bankroll gives them the right to discard manners and class. Literally, "the new douche."
PERSON 1: Check out that ass-hat in the "stunna shades" arguing with the hotel manager because they won't give him a free upgrade to a penthouse on a sold-out night.
PERSON 2: He won't even take off his shades to argue with the guy!
PERSON 1: It's probably to protect his eyes from all the cubic zirconium he's wearing to look like "ice."
PERSON 2: Welcome to the nouveau douche.
PERSON 2: He won't even take off his shades to argue with the guy!
PERSON 1: It's probably to protect his eyes from all the cubic zirconium he's wearing to look like "ice."
PERSON 2: Welcome to the nouveau douche.
by heavyweightboxer May 30, 2010