Youtube Attention Span

Your normal attention span only significantly decreased due to Youtube. Whereas normally 10 minutes is a short amount of time, Youtube turns it into a cinematic experience.
Jill: Watch this video!
Jack: Okay.
Jack: wtf? 10 minutes? That's way over my Youtube Attention Span.
Jill: *cries*
by FreeCottonCandy August 01, 2010
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thinko

A mental typo, where someone says the wrong word but not because they don't know the correct word.
When he mixed up the names of his two close friends, it was a thinko.
by branden January 06, 2006
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HBIC

It's an acronym which stands for:

Head
Bitch
In
Charge
I am the HBIC up in here, bow down bitches
by AtlantaHoopla April 19, 2004
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Mantor

A man to whom you as a man aspire towards.
The Ideal man.
Tom Selleck is my mantor.
by A/s/L March 19, 2009
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job talker

1: Someone who only talks about and has nothing better to talk about than their job.

2: A person that chronically complains about work
I tried to hang out with Jim from accounting last week, the guy is a total job talker. All he did was talk about work for 2 hours.
by BynoT August 04, 2010
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Yahtzee to Nazi

When a person goes from jovial and friendly to furious and belligerent at the flip of a switch.
Mitchell and Robert were about to shag Lena when her sister, Summer, all of the sudden went apeshit then Yahtzee to Nazi on them, thus having shit on Mitchell and Robert's chances to hook up with Lena.
by Sunblazer July 06, 2010
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Stall stall

In public bathrooms, the act of remaining in a bathroom stall after having completed one's business, in order to maintain anonymity (whether by avoiding someone who has entered later, or finished sooner), or the state of being delayed under such circumstances. Also the act of delaying defecation until the bathroom is empty.

See also stall waiting
Sorry I'm late. I got stall stalled in the men's room on 34 by a couple of accounting assholes talking to each other at the urinals. The last thing I needed was to be asked how my day is going by some idiot with his dick in his hands.

I was in the corner stall trying to drop a deuce when Meyers from accounting walked in. I tried to stall stall but I couldn't hold it.
by upupdowndown January 12, 2009
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