A form of boredom that occurs in relation to mandatory meetings, most commonly those centered around a presentation.
Symptoms include difficulty in staying awake, and delirious hallucinations more commonly referred to as daydreams.
Symptoms include difficulty in staying awake, and delirious hallucinations more commonly referred to as daydreams.
Guy 1: I think you have Meeting Affective Disorder, you should see a doctor
Guy 2: Why do you think I have that?
Guy 1: The pool of drool on the table from you dozing off.
Guy 2: Why do you think I have that?
Guy 1: The pool of drool on the table from you dozing off.
by me2248 August 15, 2010

When you need to figure out something, so you look it up in a book, like in the olden times, when dinosaurs ruled the earth.
Guy 1: Quick! What's the definiton of "callow?"
Guy 2: I don't know! My iPhone 4 doesn't get signal here!
Guy 3: Book google that shit!
Guy 2: I don't know! My iPhone 4 doesn't get signal here!
Guy 3: Book google that shit!
by TeacherBitch July 28, 2010

An extra bill of higher denomination set aside for emergency funds. usually stored under the battery of a cellular phone.
by Dr,Watson August 14, 2010

When you complain about something for the sole purpose of brining it up in conversation to brag about it.
Man, I'm only getting 10MB/s download speed. Normally I get at least 15.
Quit bragplaining. We all know you're just bitching to show off.
Quit bragplaining. We all know you're just bitching to show off.
by TheShrewKing August 09, 2010

by dsfswdfsf August 10, 2010

by bentobox August 05, 2010

yo, did you see that guy?! he sure is a HPOA.
dangggg gurl, she's a HPOA. i bet her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
dangggg gurl, she's a HPOA. i bet her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
by j pebz. January 19, 2010
