mistext

A text message containing information (usually unflattering or damaging) about a third party which is sent to the individual it concerns rather than the person for whom the communication is intended.
Text written for secret lover is inadvertently sent to partner, making it a mistext:

"On my way home, partner name suspicious, don't call."

by Dr E Short July 02, 2008
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Career Veneer

The thin layer of potential for career advancement, increase in pay and future opportunities that an employer paints on your job to convince you that the future holds something more than you are currently experiencing.
I had my first year appraisal at the McDonalds today. They painted a bit of a career veneer over the last year.
by Crispin Cheesey September 20, 2010
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airport vultures

Passengers waiting to board a plane who stalk around near and clog up the boarding gate before a flight, regardless of where their seat is or when boarding actually is.
The flight attendant became so irritated with the airport vultures that the flight was abruptly cancelled.
by kayakbeat September 19, 2010
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Cerebral Bulimia

Last week I had total Cerebral Bulimia prepping for that US Government final.
by pdxdougg September 20, 2010
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bingo tease

a person who claims to have bingo but does not
Person A: "BINGO!"
Person B: (looks at bingo card) I did not call O 69
All other players: "SHES SUCH A BINGO TEASE!"
by IAmABingoSlut August 27, 2010
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seat gypsie

A person or group of people that travel from one unclaimed seat to another (normally at sporting events) because their cheap asses couldn't fork up the money for better seats. Said people are forced to move once seats are claimed by the rightful ticket holders.
Move it seat gypsie, I paid good money for those spots!!
by Jes sica May 18, 2008
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