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One who walks around in workout or gym-like clothing to give the effect that they have worked out or gone to the gym today or are planning to work out or go to the gym today when in reality they have not or are not going to. One usually does this to make oneself feel better about their physique or to seem like they are physically fit when in reality they have done nothing today.
Look at that girl in the nike shorts, under armour shirt and asics sneakers with a pony tail. She is totally a workout impostor. I didn't see her at the track or the gym at all today.
by mheartstar March 10, 2011
Get the workout impostor mug.Something you say during an awkward pause in conversation in attempt to start conversation. However this will just make the conversation more awkward and draw attention to the pause.
Person 1:"Yeah, that was by far the best Family Guy episode ever."
Person 2:"Yeah for sure."
Person1:"......."
Person2:"......."
Person1:"So....do you like hobbies?"
Person2:"Um? Yes."
Person1:"......."
Person2:"......."
Person 2:"Yeah for sure."
Person1:"......."
Person2:"......."
Person1:"So....do you like hobbies?"
Person2:"Um? Yes."
Person1:"......."
Person2:"......."
by Ilovehobbies March 8, 2011
Get the Do you like hobbies? mug.Similar to the 1,000 yard stare that veterans acquire, the 1 yard stare is a trait that people that work in cubicles or open workspaces pick up as they will avoid noticing anything that is not on their computer monitor.
Dude, I just walked by Lindsay with a plate of donuts and she completely ignored me.
Doesn't surprise me. She is working on closing the accounts receivable for this quarter and has a bad case of the 1 yard stare.
Doesn't surprise me. She is working on closing the accounts receivable for this quarter and has a bad case of the 1 yard stare.
by Deepthoughts March 9, 2011
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Get the stfu mug.When in the course of playing a member of the opposite sex in words with friends. You or they play provocative words as if to drop hints.
Boy played sex for 13 points
Girl played blow for 16 points
Boy played tit for 8 points
Dude, she must be a words with friends with benefits
Girl played blow for 16 points
Boy played tit for 8 points
Dude, she must be a words with friends with benefits
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I should really do my program. But instead, I think it's time for some productive procrastination... Where's the mop??
by The Grammar Nazi June 18, 2002
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