It'll make a terd

A phrase used when a meal or dinner you just had was less than desirable. An expression used when your meal was not what you expected. Used when there is nothing good to say about something you just ate. A term used not because you hate the food but because you just can't think of anything good to say about it.
Girl- "How was dinner tonight honey?"
Guy- "It'll make a terd."

Waiter from expensive restaurant- "Sir how was your meal tonight?"
Sir- "It'll make a terd."

Friend- "Man that was the best taco I've ever ate, what did you think of it?"
You- "It'll make a terd."
by Poltergeist004 July 02, 2010
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No hair off my balls

1. Despite the obvious misfortune one remains optimistic.

or to the layman:
2. Shit ain't a big deal.
No hair off my balls.
by Nick McD September 24, 2010
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facebook fever

noun:

The uncontrollable urge to check one's facebook every time one comes in contact with a computer.
Sam: "Dude, you've been on the computer for four hours reloading the same page. Don't you have a final exam tomorrow?"

Kyle: "Facebook Fever."

Sam: "No one has posted on your wall in days."

Kyle: "How do you know? They could have posted in between now and the last time that I reloaded the page!"
by chemiosmotic December 10, 2007
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fantasy cheering

Rooting for a football player you would normally root against because the player is on your fantasy football team.
As the home team was losing, the crowd became frustrated with John's fantasy cheering for the opposing quarterback.
by hngryDavy October 05, 2010
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Alltheist

A person who tries to claim ties to every religion out of fear of picking the "wrong" one. This in turn forms a paradox because some religions, such as Hinduism and Judiasm contradict each other as the former is polytheistic and the latter explicitly states that there is only one God.

A typical Alltheist may believe in Jesus, Hindu gods, and even the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Guy: I don't want to go to hell, so I'll just become an Alltheist
Girlfriend: Why am I even going out with you?
by HockeyUSA72 October 09, 2007
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boom shakalaka

the sound that is heard when someone makes an awesome slam dunk.
when tim duncan made that dunk, the announcers yelled in unison, "BOOM SHAKALAKA!!!!"
by Anonymous May 23, 2003
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pre-festive

The state of premature holiday celebration by means of decorations, singing, or costume.
The Smith family, with their Christmas lights up in October, are quite pre-festive.
by Paul Sise October 18, 2004
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