Man, I was watching NCIS, and then I had to turn down my TV when the commercials came on because of damn adverblasting.
by js1993 October 14, 2009

Infamous, now viral, phrase uttered by John Tyner of Oceanside after refusing to be subjected to an airport body scanner and subsequent thorough pat down.
Can also be used in any social setting where you just want people to stop bothering you with uninteresting things.
Can also be used in any social setting where you just want people to stop bothering you with uninteresting things.
TSA - "Sir, we need to pat you down..."
JT - "Don't touch my junk!"
Boring friend- "Hey man, you want to see these slides from my family summer vacation?"
JT - Don't touch my junk!"
JT - "Don't touch my junk!"
Boring friend- "Hey man, you want to see these slides from my family summer vacation?"
JT - Don't touch my junk!"
by alexgb72 November 19, 2010

I was sitting in my cubicle and smelled something rotten in the air. I wish someone would have given an "Egg Alert" before I sat down to eat my lunch.
by Evil Eggs November 16, 2010

"coming out of the cupboard" is a figure of speech for popular or non popular people's disclosure of their secret obsession for Harry Potter.
The term comes from the well know phrase "coming out of the closet" which refers to a person revealing that they are gay/lesbian.
The "closet" part is replaced by "cupboard" because, as we know, Harry Potter lived in the "cupboard under the stairs" in the beginning of the book series.
The term comes from the well know phrase "coming out of the closet" which refers to a person revealing that they are gay/lesbian.
The "closet" part is replaced by "cupboard" because, as we know, Harry Potter lived in the "cupboard under the stairs" in the beginning of the book series.
I guess I'm finally coming out of the cupboard. I didn't really want people to know I was secretly obsessed with Harry Potter
by pmpknqueen October 07, 2010

by Kon Tiki November 17, 2010

I find Pill-Lattes helps me stay mentally in shape. I take one one skinny sugar free vanilla no foam latte with a hydrocodone then drop the kids off at school, and then I go to book club or the Y until its time to pick the kids back up.
by floorfly November 15, 2010

My coworker just added Dr. Phil to her shelf esteem library, now everyday at lunch its Dr. P said this Dr. P said that.
by floorfly November 15, 2010
