etm.

Latin abbreviation for the literal translation of "and shit", specifically, "et merda". Just like "etc." (and so forth), "i.e." (that is), and "e.g." (for example), "etm." can be used to abbreviate "and shit".
At the farmer's market I got tomatoes, cucumbers, radishes, etm.

I was just taking care of bills etm. before he came over.
by Lesbrarian April 07, 2010
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Nap mouth

The bad taste in your mouth just after waking up from a nap.
"*Yawn* Man I just woke up and now I have nap mouth, god damn."
by Keroberos November 17, 2006
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brand new

a person's behavior which is drastically different than normal usually because they are in the presence of certain people.
"Oh she gonna act all brand new today because her friends are around when she was all in my face last night!"
by SweetTart2K February 28, 2004
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Autotan

The method of artificially enhancing one's tan in pictures after them being taken using some photo editing software. The most common way of doing this is increasing the saturation of the photo, then uploading to social networking sites.

Derived from Auto-tune, the software used to enhance vocals in many modern songs.
Nah she isn't, she just autotanned the photo, she's still pale really
by Scorpii September 13, 2010
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dead text

a text that is recieved too long after is sent so you are no longer obligated to reply to it.
I recieved a message from my friend the morning after it was sent asking if I was still up, so I decided not to reply because it was a dead text.
by Desiree1990 May 25, 2008
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cell phone samba

the erratic movements of a person trying to get better cell phone service.
The other day, a man ran into me while doing the cell phone samba in the grocery store.
by tortuga azul September 04, 2010
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screenior citizen

An old person who spends all his/her time at the computer or television.
My grandma spends all her time at the computer now that I taught her to surf the web. She's a screenior citizen.
by black@heart September 08, 2010
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