Urban Dictionary
A state of extreme traffic backup where one becomes so frustrated they feel the world is collapsing around them.
I can't believe I had to sit in traffic for three hours after those semi's crashed. It was carmageddon!
by Douche_Crew November 18, 2010
Get the carmageddonmug. by The Wads December 14, 2008
Get the precrestinationmug. "My friend Katy said we were going to drive up to Mile Rise, because some older boys wanted to determine its exact position relative to the moon. I didn't want to tell my mom what we were doing, because she doesn't approve of sexting, so I told her I was staying over at Katy's house."
by Sir Pennyfeather April 7, 2010
Get the Sextingmug. (n) an elongated and obscure period of time spent distracted on Facebook when the original intent was to merely check your messages.
Dude, where’s Mark?
Oh, he just ran inside to check his messages really quick. He’ll back in a Facebook minute.
Fuck, we’re never gonna eat now.
Oh, he just ran inside to check his messages really quick. He’ll back in a Facebook minute.
Fuck, we’re never gonna eat now.
by TacomaBeags July 1, 2011
Get the Facebook Minutemug. by icwish January 26, 2010
Get the Text Purgatorymug. 1. an Internet Era phrase used to communicate one's intent of purchasing or engaging in something.
2. colloquialism for yes
2. colloquialism for yes
When she asked if I wanted to come in at the end of our date all I could think in my mind was, "add to cart."
by the surfer June 29, 2011
Get the add to cartmug. Similar to "Walk it off."
An appropriate response when conversing with sexually frustrated individuals who have no future mating prospects.
An appropriate response when conversing with sexually frustrated individuals who have no future mating prospects.
James: "Dayum! I'm horny and no girl will sleep with me. Not even Gretta, the unibrow girl."
Morty: "Whack it off, James... Just whack it off."
Morty: "Whack it off, James... Just whack it off."
by nevarine July 5, 2011
Get the Whack it Offmug.