Urban Dictionary
Short for "All Fucked Up". Meaning usually some thing or situation that is messed up, broken, disorganized, or failed.
by leshrack March 15, 2003
Get the AFUmug. Sending text messages to those people you'd like to date "Someday" or "eventually" to remind them that you exist. It's a low effort way to maintain a connection without having to really commit to anything serious.
Q: "Have you heard from that guy you met in that bar last week?"
A: "Yeah, he's sent me a few maintenance texts tonight, asking where we were but not wanting to meet up. LAME!"
A: "Yeah, he's sent me a few maintenance texts tonight, asking where we were but not wanting to meet up. LAME!"
by shoewhore October 25, 2008
Get the Maintenance Textsmug. by Lauren01 August 22, 2006
Get the cinephilemug. Your last pair of clean underwear, reminding you that this is your last chance to wear any unless you get your laundry done; that pair of ugly old underwear that you reserve for an emergency.
by breezy-licious July 17, 2011
Get the Last Chance Undiesmug. by KRHimself September 30, 2004
Get the skin-thirtymug. by Hazen The Miller Lite August 2, 2009
Get the Fuckit Listmug. Tim: Hey, John, can you help Harold and I move the furniture while you're here?
John: No, dude, I think I left my oven on. I have to go.
Harold: Your friend is such a bail whale.
John: No, dude, I think I left my oven on. I have to go.
Harold: Your friend is such a bail whale.
by -Angel- July 16, 2011
Get the bail whalemug.