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floss d'oeuvres

The food remnants that are collected by flossing which for the most part are covertly re-eaten by the owner since spitting them across the room would be regarded as tacky and vulgar.
John: Did you just eat the crap you pulled from your teeth with that flossing stick Fab??

Fab: And why not?? No reason to waste a good floss d'oeuvres boy!
by Westfall60 September 26, 2011
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Gaming sense

The ability to sense things in games, simply because of predictable, long-standing game cliches.
My gaming sense tells me that this innocuous red barrel will explode if thrown.

My gaming sense tells me that this grave will have valuable items in it if I dig it up.

My gaming sense tells me that I'll have to fight a boss in this unexpectedly cavernous room.
by Random input September 25, 2011
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sexercism

Having sex with someone new to get over someone old. A way to cut any last emotional ties to a person you used to have sex with. A non-religious, therapeutic exercise.
Person 1: She needs to get over her ex already!
Person 2: Yeah, she needs a sexercism real fast.
by OliveBinItaly September 24, 2011
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Fart and Dart

Verb:
To fart and leave others to enjoy the fumes.
See also:
Shit and Split
I like to Fart and Dart in the grocery store. It's awesome to see the expressions when people walk through the cloud with their mouths wide open.
by RenegadeRebel January 14, 2007
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Joined at the Dick

At least two heterosexual men or 'bros' who cannot be mentioned without the other because they never leave each other's side.
"Hey! Did you see Jim today?"
"You mean Jim and Tony, right?"
"Oh yeah, I forget they're joined at the dick"
by twalkerweb September 22, 2011
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Layout Bitching

The act of users posting statuses on Facebook, bitching and moaning unecessarily about new layouts.
Person A: "WHAT THE HELL FACEBOOK, Y U ALWAYS CHANGE LAYOUT?"

Person B: "Shut the hell up and stop layout bitching."
by ZekeZ September 21, 2011
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unlightening

A process of "learning" something that makes you feel dumber.
The conversation I had with my blind date was so unlightening that I practically fell asleep before the salad course.
by PanamanianWhiteMan September 20, 2011
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