1. Having no intention of following thru on a date or promise
2. A sarcastic way of accepting a date.
3. Accepting a date only to mock the requester.
2. A sarcastic way of accepting a date.
3. Accepting a date only to mock the requester.
Raul: Hi Jess, will you go to Hooters with me on Friday?
Jess: Sure, let me just pencil you into my Blackberry!
Raul: Really?!
Jess: Ew, no!
Jess: Sure, let me just pencil you into my Blackberry!
Raul: Really?!
Jess: Ew, no!
by Dayznout May 23, 2012

The terrible feeling you get the day you have to go back to work after more than two days off due to a holiday.
by Jaymi Dark January 11, 2008

Used as an exaggeration for a time period between something that just happened and the last time that same thing happened.
Matt: I'll beat you at ping pong again, like I did last time.
Caleb: Matt the last time you beat me at ping pong was back when Britney Spears was still hot.
Caleb: Matt the last time you beat me at ping pong was back when Britney Spears was still hot.
by pokefan94 February 24, 2011

An anxiety disorder resulting from a test that kicked ones ass to the highest degree. Symptoms usually include depression, flashbacks, and binge drinking.
Post traumatic test syndrome or P.T.T.S rankes highest among college students.
Post traumatic test syndrome or P.T.T.S rankes highest among college students.
That accounting test was so freaken hard, Im going to have a wicked case of post traumatic test syndrome for sure.
by Dustin Merr November 08, 2007

Jeremy-"Dude we just got a three foot bong."
Andrew-"What?!? that's supes legit!"
or
Taylor-"Hey mann we're playin pong in my room tonight. Beers on me"
Jordan-"Ahh man now I'm supes excited to play"
Andrew-"What?!? that's supes legit!"
or
Taylor-"Hey mann we're playin pong in my room tonight. Beers on me"
Jordan-"Ahh man now I'm supes excited to play"
by White T Ain't No Nigga Like Me December 23, 2009

Noun. A computer virus contracted due to unprotected intimacy with web sites of ill repute. Note- Mac users are largely immune to the E-Clap.
I went to www.analsluts.com even though Norton told me not to. Now my computer has the E-Clap.
Dude! I told you not to go to www.boobs.org! Now you've got the E-Clap!
Dude! I told you not to go to www.boobs.org! Now you've got the E-Clap!
by Grimache May 15, 2009

An old laptop or desktop computer used soley for downloading shady porn and illegal music so as not to lose anythign important if and when it gets hit with a nasty virus.
Yo Giselle why you got two computers?
This laptop is where I do all of my importnat stuff like keep track of hair and nail appointments. And this one is my music and porn computer where I store all my pics from Tom's secret locker room cam.
This laptop is where I do all of my importnat stuff like keep track of hair and nail appointments. And this one is my music and porn computer where I store all my pics from Tom's secret locker room cam.
by artgod33 February 20, 2009
