Urban Dictionary
'Your round.'
'Hold up, mate. Gotta smash the no armed bandit.'
'If I give you my card, will you bang me a purple out?'
'Yeah, no worries.'
'Cheers boss.'
'In a while, paedophile.'
'Hold up, mate. Gotta smash the no armed bandit.'
'If I give you my card, will you bang me a purple out?'
'Yeah, no worries.'
'Cheers boss.'
'In a while, paedophile.'
by Dexter Us August 3, 2012
Get the No armed banditmug. A far more severe muffin top where several folds of fat spills over a women's pants creating various nooks and crannies.
by ilackabettername August 3, 2012
Get the english muffin topmug. The sudden burst of confidence, focus, or creativity one experiences during or immediately following the consumption of coffee/caffeine.
"Holy shit, I’ve never seen Bob give such a good presentation. He on drugs or something?"
"No, but he had a double shot of espresso this morning -- must be coffeedence."
"No, but he had a double shot of espresso this morning -- must be coffeedence."
by wordmaestro August 3, 2012
Get the coffeedencemug. When two people have been hooking up for an extended period of time but neither will acknowledge the relationship. They like to say they are just friends but spend lots of time just the two of them and sleep together.
Dude 1: I'm busy tonight. Leah and I are going to the movies.
Dude 2: Hanging out with Leah again, huh? How is that girlfriend of yours?
Dude 1: Dude, she is totally NOT my girlfriend. We're just friends.
Dude 2: Bro, you can't bang a girl for 6 months and tell me you're just friends. She is totally your common law girlfriend.
Dude 2: Hanging out with Leah again, huh? How is that girlfriend of yours?
Dude 1: Dude, she is totally NOT my girlfriend. We're just friends.
Dude 2: Bro, you can't bang a girl for 6 months and tell me you're just friends. She is totally your common law girlfriend.
by anonymous7787 August 3, 2012
Get the common law girlfriendmug. "Olympic swimmers Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps have their own bromance of sorts. Sports casters (Lochte and Phelps included) often refer to their friendship as a "relationship." Lochte is said to be the only man Phelps will take his headphones in the ready room off for and many people around Phelps maintain that, "Lochte is the best thing that's ever happened to Phelps".8 They keep in touch with daily text messages and phone calls and were featured on the cover of Mens Journal together as a precursor to the 2008 Beijing Summer Games. 9 Though they share a strong rivalry in the pool, the two have become great friends outside of it. Phelps, in his latest book, refers to Lochte as "Doggy" and talks affectionately about his rival and teammate. Bloggers have coined the term "Phlochte" for their bromance."
by agape_eternal March 25, 2009
Get the Phlochtemug. A mythical dish of the best salad ever compiled, very sought after but has never been found. It is often confused at sit down resturants as an option.
by Alex ander February 7, 2008
Get the super saladmug. by The Girls at LVC October 9, 2010
Get the Mallard Mouthmug.