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cute porn

Any film, video, or series of photos that exists solely to garner the ubiquitous "awww" from its viewers.
The movie /We Bought a Zoo/ is really nothing more than an exercise in cute porn filmmaking.
by wazooyou November 28, 2012
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boob tube baby

Stereotype used to categorize individuals who fall into a fairly modern trend in child rearing, where the child is not properly raised. Instead the parent(s) occupy the child by setting them in front of a TV as opposed to actively engaging the child in productive activities. This type of childhood typically fosters poor social behaviors and disorders such as ADHD, beckoning use of term.
John is the most awkward boob tube baby I've ever run in to.
by Chillbur November 27, 2012
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WTF Lines

Lines on the sides of your eyes and forehead.
When you squint and distort your face making wtf lines , trying to figure
WTF that idiot is doing with that hamster..
by bj11558 November 21, 2012
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Sofa Sunday

'Sofa Sunday' is the day or days when most people shop for the holiday gifts using their tablets.
What a sofa sunday! (I got many of my gifts for the holidays purchased from the convenience of my home, using my tablet)
by catalog_fan December 5, 2011
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Several Joint Liability

When a party is liable for all of the damage incurred by a third party after becoming excessively high on marijuana.
Jake decided to smoke a pack of joints, and, as all stoners do when they get high, he took a baseball bat to every car window on his block. Jake will be liable for the damage under the Several Joint Liability doctrine introduced by Justice Holmes in the landmark case Marley v. Jane.
by Billings Learned Hand November 22, 2012
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Romneyism

A blurted deeply held politically-incorrect belief that one thinks will rally people to one's cause, or make people more sympathetic to you, that winds up having the directly opposite effect.
That "gifts" remark along with the "47%" remark must be tied in first place for the all-time greatest Romneyism ever uttered.

Romneyisms are the Democrats' secret weapon against Republican convert seekers.
by the original serial poet November 21, 2012
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Thanksgiving Tetris

The annual act of rearranging your refridgerator in order to accommodate all of your Thanksgiving leftovers.
Girlfriend: Ugh, the fridge is completely full of our regular food. I don't know how we're ever going to cram all of these leftovers in here.

Boyfriend: Looks like it's time for a round of Thanksgiving Tetris! Here, take this milk carton and hand me those yams...
by Baby Sea Tuna November 25, 2009
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