by The Mysterious M June 04, 2003
The day after Easter Sunday when everyone has a surplus of hardboiled eggs. These eggs are often used up by making egg salad.
"I'm suffering the adverse effects of Egg Salad Monday".
"I'm out of town on Easter Weekend, but I think I can come by on Egg Salad Monday.
"I'm out of town on Easter Weekend, but I think I can come by on Egg Salad Monday.
by hairygerman August 14, 2009
The celebration in which juvenile primates hunt for the colored shells of unborn dinosaur young planted by a small, furry woodland creature all in commemoration of a middle ages cult belief that 2000 years ago a zombie walked the earth.
by Codeedog April 04, 2010
Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?
Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.
Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.
by gonsfootball March 23, 2012
by amios December 07, 2010
Man #1: "Dude, Joe sure seems to get a lot of ladies."
Man #2: "Naw, not him. He is a member of the Order of the Broken Wrist."
Man #1: "No kidding? I thought he liked girls."
Man #2: "Naw, not him. He is a member of the Order of the Broken Wrist."
Man #1: "No kidding? I thought he liked girls."
by rushing1 May 11, 2008
The act of taking out a cell phone from one's pocket or purse, resulting in other people in the vicinity taking out and checking their phones as well.
As Harriet pulled her cell from her pocket to check for new text messages, her circle of friends phone-yawned, pulling out and checking their phones too. Not Becky; she lost her phone at the club the night before.
by SpicyNachos January 26, 2011