Urban Dictionary
by mamaluigi9001 July 23, 2012
Get the Snoop Lionmug. When asked about a jizz stain left on a sofa, t-shirt, towel, etc. one will often use the toothpaste defense
To avoid embarrassment, Danny used the toothpaste defense when his mother inquired about the sticky white stains all over his laundry.
Mom: Danny, I've been going through your laundry, and I've discovered a multitude of sticky white stains on almost all your clothes
Danny: It's just toothpaste, ma.
Wise teen: I used the toothpaste defense once, but after that I started doing my own laundry
Mom: Danny, I've been going through your laundry, and I've discovered a multitude of sticky white stains on almost all your clothes
Danny: It's just toothpaste, ma.
Wise teen: I used the toothpaste defense once, but after that I started doing my own laundry
by hombretropical July 29, 2012
Get the the toothpaste defensemug. "I'be been suffering from a bout of prosopobibliophobia - I haven't updated my profile pic, in months"
by J. Marquardt July 28, 2012
Get the Prosopobibliophobiamug. The stricking feeling one gets of childhood nostalgia. Remembering something from childhood with longing.
I opened the book ten years later kinderstruck by the memories of road trips with my parents.
She stood kinderstruck by the sight of her old elementary school, much less extravagent than she remembered.
She stood kinderstruck by the sight of her old elementary school, much less extravagent than she remembered.
by Youngwriter VD July 22, 2012
Get the Kinderstruckmug. A financially successful geek.
He was thought to be the loser of his graduation class, but now this nerd-do-well could easily buy the figgin' school.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 12, 2009
Get the nerd-do-wellmug. The act of changing which country you root for in the Olympics. Usually done when your home country's team is terrible.
Guy 1: Wow USA is terrible at curling! I'm rooting for Switerland.
Guy 2: What? You can't do that.
Guy 1: Yes I can, its an Olympic Adoption.
Guy 2: What? You can't do that.
Guy 1: Yes I can, its an Olympic Adoption.
by Sauerz54 February 22, 2010
Get the Olympic Adoptionmug. A person who loves Chik-Fil-A, but not God, and is therefore pissed that Chik-Fil-A is closed on Sundays.
Even though I'm an avowed Chik-Fil-Atheist, I tried to go to Chik-Fil-A on Sunday again. Goddamn it!
by Book August 10, 2009
Get the Chik-Fil-Atheistmug.