torqued

From the show Workaholics, it is the equivelent of having an erection.
Paraphrased from the show: "Dude...you are fully torqued right now!" "Well yeah! I was about to have sex with that chick!"
by TallyMcSky April 27, 2011
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yelpie

a 20-30 something with really bad taste in food that thinks they can discern the nuances in fine wine and cheese ETC and writes a useless review on Yelp.
This restaurant is horrible and catered for yelpies.
by coocoomike March 01, 2009
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last name

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Cher and Madonna don't have one, and the Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Everyone always spells my last name wrong.
by Mike the Ekim October 09, 2005
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Zombie Apocalpyse

The REAL reason the wolrd is ending in 2012.
Man 1: "Dude, what's with all the Nerf guns?"
Man 2: "I'm stocking up for the zombie apocalpyse."
by Supernothing May 29, 2010
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First Date Arm

Coined by comedian Christopher Titus, first date arm occurs when a man is taking a girl on a first date. While his arm is on the armrest he will flex it as hard as he can. That way, just in case she brushes up against him, she will think "Oh my god, he's spun steel". The resulting tired arm is called, first date arm.
"Yo bro how'd that date go?"

"It was good man, but I got first date arm really bad."

"Sorry to hear it bro."
by phobes21 August 31, 2011
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Wall Street

1. The biggest casino in the world for people of Main Street (bigger than Las Vegas).

2. A term used to describe the area for Day Traders in downtown New York, where people buy and sell mostly for emotional reasons.
1. (two average Joes on Main Street)

John: I diversify my investments by spreading my dollars across many stocks.

Steve: Don't you realize you're gambling?

John: My stock broker says I'm not gambling.

Steve: Technically you're not gambling, but your stock broker is.

2. (two brokers on Wall Street)

Trever: Did you hear apple supply is up this year?

Dave: Sell! Sell! Sell!

Tever: But you didn't let me finish my ...

Dave: Buy! Buy! Buy!
by Shareeb4Prez February 23, 2009
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1. Having no intention of following thru on a date or promise

2. A sarcastic way of accepting a date.

3. Accepting a date only to mock the requester.
Raul: Hi Jess, will you go to Hooters with me on Friday?
Jess: Sure, let me just pencil you into my Blackberry!
Raul: Really?!
Jess: Ew, no!
by Dayznout May 23, 2012
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