talibanter

Banter that relates to the activities of Al-Qaeda, or more significantly the late Osama Bin-Laden.

You: Hey dude, what's the similarity between Kate Middleton and Osama Bin-Laden?

Someone: I dunno..

You: Last weekend a man from the Navy smashed their back door in and shot his load in their face.

Someone: Talibanter!!

by Brett Longshaft May 05, 2011

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dental rush

The act of brushing your teeth multiple times right before a dentist appointment.

Guy 1: You going to the dentist?

guy 2: Yah, I had a dental rush this morning.

by amatwiedle September 23, 2013

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Volunteer's remorse

When you volunteer to help with something and immediately regret doing so.

I signed up to be a chaperone for the high school band's out of town game and then had volunteer's remorse so I scribbled my name off the list.

by scribbled out August 23, 2013

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commandoflauge

Is the art of freeballing it while wearing army style pants.

John:Look at Bob, he is always wearing Army pants.

Peter: He never wears undies either, I used to be his room mate.
John: So he is going Commandoflauge then?

by Cheffy 71 October 28, 2013

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no meeting day

A very rare fictional concept used by some mystical factions to assign a day where the members of said factions are not to actually meet with one another in hopes of improving individual productivity.

The elvs at the Keebler cookie factory decided Thursday was a no meeting day.

by baconaid January 17, 2013

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