Urban Dictionary
1) One who is a worthless mom in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemybabies #kidsaremylife
2) A mom who spends 5 hours a night at the club, 10 hours a day asleep, 4 hours a day working, 2 hours a day shopping/eating/drinking coffee with her girls, an hour and a half showering and getting dressed, and 30 minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to facebook using hashtags such as: #mylife #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel
2) A mom who spends 5 hours a night at the club, 10 hours a day asleep, 4 hours a day working, 2 hours a day shopping/eating/drinking coffee with her girls, an hour and a half showering and getting dressed, and 30 minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to facebook using hashtags such as: #mylife #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel
"Girl did you see Becky on Facebook with her kid?"
"Yeah girl, we had just come home from the club when she took it! We were so wasted!"
"Yeah she's a total facebook mommy!"
"Yeah girl, we had just come home from the club when she took it! We were so wasted!"
"Yeah she's a total facebook mommy!"
by adnamasenoj March 25, 2014
Get the facebook mommymug. wik-ee-ped-nt (n.)
1. a person who is excessively concerned with looking up minor details and rules on wikis (notably Wikipedia) or with displaying their internet-learning, esp. when it has just been learned.
2. a person who adheres rigidly to the content of wiki pages without regard to common sense.
3. a person who is v. ostentatious or condescending when engaged in the above behavior.
Other forms: wikipedantic (adj.), wikipedantry (n., an example of wikipedantic behavior)
1. a person who is excessively concerned with looking up minor details and rules on wikis (notably Wikipedia) or with displaying their internet-learning, esp. when it has just been learned.
2. a person who adheres rigidly to the content of wiki pages without regard to common sense.
3. a person who is v. ostentatious or condescending when engaged in the above behavior.
Other forms: wikipedantic (adj.), wikipedantry (n., an example of wikipedantic behavior)
by Shaestorms May 1, 2014
Get the wikipedantmug. Wordplay on the phrase Trigger Happy; used to describe somebody who 'likes' every suggestion on Tinder, the matchmaking smartphone app.
Guy 1: "I went a bit Tinder Happy last night when I was drunk, and now I've got so many fugly matches"
Guy 2: "You wanna be careful or you'll give yourself Tinderitis"
Guy 2: "You wanna be careful or you'll give yourself Tinderitis"
by Wmm1989 December 30, 2013
Get the Tinder Happymug. When someone of non - white background sounds white and it catches you by surprise because you expected to hear them sound ethnic and you say, "wow, they're whitespoken".
by datshitfunny May 2, 2014
Get the whitespokenmug. by Big Daddy J May 6, 2014
Get the Tip Slipmug. Noun. A condition wherein a social media user or person having a conversation via text is unable to determine whether a remark and set of remarks is intended to be sarcastic, or in which the context or tone may be misconstrued, without the use of aides such as "lol" or a select set of emoticons, thus rendering them socially inept with regard to such mediums.
"I got in a huge fight with Sara over Facebook because my Textpergers was acting up and I thought she was joking about her cat dying. She wasn't."
by rikachen April 30, 2014
Get the textpergersmug. When you fart in the elevator and leaving it then someone calls the elevator up along with your farts rendering them surprised by your intense gases.
You can be either the giver or a recipient of an elevator surprise.
You can be either the giver or a recipient of an elevator surprise.
I left an elevator surprise so bad that when I called the elevator back I can still smell my own farts.
I was the victim of an elevator surprise. It smelled like egg flavored strudel.
I was the victim of an elevator surprise. It smelled like egg flavored strudel.
by zaqwerty1 April 30, 2014
Get the Elevator surprisemug.