Will: Although I congratulate Joel Comm's success, I want everyone else to realize that this will never happen to you and you will probably die poor and alone.
Me: You must be fun at parties.
Me: You must be fun at parties.
by Ares Gunther December 30, 2008
To be extremely drunk, high or a mixture of both. The term is derived from the extreme inebriation most commonly experienced by white females between age 17 to 27.
by daluved1 May 23, 2010
Laying down flat on the toilet to pee. Usually necessary due to a boner, because you’re not sure about your aim, or you’re bored with standard peeing strategies.
- James: "I saw Zac Efron horizontal peeing in the trailer for that movie That Awkward Moment and decided to give it a try."
- Mike: "How'd it go?"
- James: "Good. I touched the water.”
- Mike: "How'd it go?"
- James: "Good. I touched the water.”
by the fuuuuck? January 08, 2014
When after a three-day weekend or vacation your first day back at work falls on a day other than Monday. The sensation of Monday is present, only worse.
by Casey Fleming September 04, 2007
A BlackBerry Storm or similar BlackBerry phone that is trying to compete with an Apple iPhone. It doesn't quiet measure up.
I sent some pics from my bPhone to Mike but he said they showed up blurry. I wish I had an iPhone. Mike's pics are sharp.
by word333 May 27, 2009
a person who is sexually attracted to people with glasses
related: sapiosexual, geek freak, naughty librarian
related: sapiosexual, geek freak, naughty librarian
OMG Katie lost her contacts and started wearing her glasses all the time. She looks so damn sexy. I think I might be a spectaphile.
by naughtylibrarian March 20, 2013
When a parent (usually the father) will hold back their child from starting kindergarten for a year solely for the belief that an extra year of physical development will pay off athletically once the child is in high school ten years later.
That kid is in 1st grade but he should be in 9nd. He is a kindergarten redshirt as his dad thinks he will be a big football star in high school with that extra year to grow.
by The Sports Mechanic February 08, 2013