got my contacts in

A phrase to tell people youre high without actually saying it.

Why are your eyes so red? I got my contacts in nigga

by manwithspecialeyes October 04, 2013

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Russian Morning

Waking up after a night of drinking nothing but Vodka.

The party was fucking insane
Yeah it was good, woke up to a Russian morning though, I felt like shit.

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N. Love interest or committed companion/partner. Abbreviation for "Significant Other"

My sigother and I have been together for 4 years.

by brianfest July 18, 2009

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Blasting such a disgusting rotten shit smelling fart that it cases people to believe there is a sewer leak in the area.

We have had reports of a sewer line break but we have yet to find the source. Maybe someone let loose a sewage fart.

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Ruling class of wealthy spoiled children that grew old but never grew up.

The plutobrats tried to buy the Presidential Election of 2012 and failed.

by Wisdom Seeker March 16, 2013

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When you put your troubles at the feet of Almighty Google and find yourself a miracle.

I couldn't get my computer to start and Praise Google Christ! I found the answer and it works!

by MDub75 September 12, 2013

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1. camouflage consisting of red, green, and white.

2. Wearing a hodgepodge of Christmas colors in an unfashionable manor.

Careful not to wear your Christmas Pajamas with your Christmas sweater or you will be accused of wearing Christmas fatigues.

Actually I own a Pajama pants that is red, green, and white camo. Christmas Fatigues.

by DRFNM November 05, 2013

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