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Internetting

Verb: The act of using of the internet. i.e. surfing the world wide web
Infinitive: To internet
1. The other day I was internetting, and I found a video of a dolphin taking a bong rip.

2. Bro, do you even internet?
by Heisenberg's Pimp April 29, 2014
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turn down for what

rhetorical question used by teenagers. "turn up" is the act of getting drunk and high and being reckless so "turn down" would mean sobering up. turn down for what is really saying i am fucked up and will continue to be all night no matter what. the only appropriate answer to this question would be "nothing"
Johnny: turn down for what ?!
Ben: The cops and my dad.
Johnny: You're a pussy! TURN DOWN FOR NOTHING
by Blair Waldourf October 14, 2013
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Sidebitching

1. The act of having a two girlfriends at the same time without them knowing about eachother

2. When a girl tries to start a relationship with a man she knows is in a committed relationship
1.

Bro: Who is jake dating, Tara or Ashley

Bartender: both, he's sidebitching

2.
Donna: why are you chasing jake if he has a girlfriend
Tracey: I don't know, I'm just sidebitching
by Promeo April 30, 2014
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Archivist

An Attractive younger woman that have sexual relations with wealthy older men and records all conversation made between the two illegally. Then uses it as blackmail against said older man for monetary or public gain.
Reporter: Ms. Stiviano, Do you consider yourself to be Donald Sterling's Girlfriend.

Ms. Stiviano: No, I was his Archivist.
by Cynic April 30, 2014
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Sharkology

A contemporary religion focused around the idea that sharks are altogether better than other mammals, equal to (if not superior) humans. This is based off of their general intelligence level, survival tactics, and basic way of life. Sharkologists devote themselves to enforcing the ways of shark life into that of daily human life as best possible.
The God of Sharkology is "Jaws" from the also-named movie series about the famous overpowering shark. Sharkologists have compared its movies to the Bible in the sense that the members of this religious assemblage studies it and takes meaning from different parts and sections to influence their own lives.
Oh my God, stop with the sharkology!
by sharksandstuff August 4, 2011
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gaynorant

Gay+Ignorant - Is some one who doesn't know any thing about gay men and stereotypes all gay guys into two classes: flaming queens, or overweight bears.
Walky continues to accuse me of being gaynorant and I'm getting a little tired of it.
by Sidehatch April 6, 2014
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slay mama

Someone who is so good looking its stabs someone's heart, or "slays" their eyes. Similar to a sword fight. Can refer to male or female. Frequently used on social media comments as hastag
You're slaying me with those eyes. #slaymama

Those eyes be slaying me mama.

You are a slay mama
by nanniina April 16, 2014
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