Urban Dictionary

Food Monitor: You can't eat those french fries, those have 1600 calories, they are bad for you. Similar to the hall monitor when you were at school.

He decapitated his entire family, including his grandparents, but what happened next will truly shock you.

Shit or get off the fucking pot man, you have to get one item not 5 fucking items.

Had my morning coffee with my partner this morning and got a case of the sphincter trembles, sat there smiling with fear of how this would play out.

I refudiate the claim preditation is not a word.

"She soon found out that her spite marriage to Bob was a big mistake. You see, Tom didn't care -- in fact he congratulated them both with the utmost sincerity."

When Walter was the only one clapping at the show, it was obvious that he was suffering from preclapulation.