Jason broke his right arm on the slopes, thank goodness he is fapidextrous; his fapping will not be interrupted
by doc_hol October 6, 2013
Sign up
Guy 1: Hey! Go run in the store and drop your pants!
Guy 2: Nahh, chill!
Guy 1: Come on!! DO IT FOR THE VINE!!
Guy 2: Ughhh, fine..
Guy 1: *films*
Guy 2: Nahh, chill!
Guy 1: Come on!! DO IT FOR THE VINE!!
Guy 2: Ughhh, fine..
Guy 1: *films*
by Vine Master October 3, 2013
by froggster93 October 4, 2013
by Neurobonkers June 17, 2013
A member of the media who will alter their story and reporting based on financial interests or other ties with usually partisan individuals or groups.
Robert Novak's latest column supporting this administration's criminal policies show that he is nothing more than a presstitute.
by Nicholas Sasson February 10, 2006
you care too much about how you look. about how other people look. about what you say and do and what other people say and do. it's ocd with eyeshadow.
by yo mama =) May 27, 2006
*picks up pomegranate*
*squish*
*Squish*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
"unnnnnnnnnnnggg"
*Girl walks in*
"NOT AGAIN! How the fuck did you get in my house?...Damn pomosexuality"
*squish*
*Squish*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
"unnnnnnnnnnnggg"
*Girl walks in*
"NOT AGAIN! How the fuck did you get in my house?...Damn pomosexuality"
by slicedkiwis September 27, 2013