When you text somebody and they read it but don't text back

When you have taken so many drugs your mouth is at the other side of your face to your eyes

A person who enters and occupies a public restroom stall adjacent to a stall that is already occupied despite the fact that there were other stalls available that would have allowed a buffer, negatively affecting the enjoyment of your activity. An offense similar to occupying the middle urinal.

In cereal, there is two different ways to make it. Pouring the cereal, or the milk first in the bowl. People generally pour in the cereal first. "Pouring the milk first" is considered wrong. People who pour the milk first, shouldn't be trusted.

A poop that comes on so suddenly that one fears they may not be able to make it to the toilet.

Someone or something that exubes an aura of pedophilia, such as a creepy old man with candy or an older van with tinted windows.

Brain freeze caused from rapidly slurping down a frozen margarita beverage.