When you fart in the elevator and leaving it then someone calls the elevator up along with your farts rendering them surprised by your intense gases.
You can be either the giver or a recipient of an elevator surprise.
You can be either the giver or a recipient of an elevator surprise.
I left an elevator surprise so bad that when I called the elevator back I can still smell my own farts.
I was the victim of an elevator surprise. It smelled like egg flavored strudel.
I was the victim of an elevator surprise. It smelled like egg flavored strudel.
by zaqwerty1 March 23, 2014
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1. The other day I was internetting, and I found a video of a dolphin taking a bong rip.
2. Bro, do you even internet?
2. Bro, do you even internet?
by Heisenberg's Pimp March 22, 2014
rhetorical question used by teenagers. "turn up" is the act of getting drunk and high and being reckless so "turn down" would mean sobering up. turn down for what is really saying i am fucked up and will continue to be all night no matter what. the only appropriate answer to this question would be "nothing"
Johnny: turn down for what ?!
Ben: The cops and my dad.
Johnny: You're a pussy! TURN DOWN FOR NOTHING
Ben: The cops and my dad.
Johnny: You're a pussy! TURN DOWN FOR NOTHING
by Blair Waldourf October 15, 2013
1. The act of having a two girlfriends at the same time without them knowing about eachother
2. When a girl tries to start a relationship with a man she knows is in a committed relationship
2. When a girl tries to start a relationship with a man she knows is in a committed relationship
1.
Bro: Who is jake dating, Tara or Ashley
Bartender: both, he's sidebitching
2.
Donna: why are you chasing jake if he has a girlfriend
Tracey: I don't know, I'm just sidebitching
Bro: Who is jake dating, Tara or Ashley
Bartender: both, he's sidebitching
2.
Donna: why are you chasing jake if he has a girlfriend
Tracey: I don't know, I'm just sidebitching
by Promeo April 30, 2014
An Attractive younger woman that have sexual relations with wealthy older men and records all conversation made between the two illegally. Then uses it as blackmail against said older man for monetary or public gain.
Reporter: Ms. Stiviano, Do you consider yourself to be Donald Sterling's Girlfriend.
Ms. Stiviano: No, I was his Archivist.
Ms. Stiviano: No, I was his Archivist.
by Cynic April 30, 2014
A contemporary religion focused around the idea that sharks are altogether better than other mammals, equal to (if not superior) humans. This is based off of their general intelligence level, survival tactics, and basic way of life. Sharkologists devote themselves to enforcing the ways of shark life into that of daily human life as best possible.
The God of Sharkology is "Jaws" from the also-named movie series about the famous overpowering shark. Sharkologists have compared its movies to the Bible in the sense that the members of this religious assemblage studies it and takes meaning from different parts and sections to influence their own lives.
The God of Sharkology is "Jaws" from the also-named movie series about the famous overpowering shark. Sharkologists have compared its movies to the Bible in the sense that the members of this religious assemblage studies it and takes meaning from different parts and sections to influence their own lives.
by sharksandstuff August 3, 2011
Gay+Ignorant - Is some one who doesn't know any thing about gay men and stereotypes all gay guys into two classes: flaming queens, or overweight bears.
by Sidehatch March 11, 2014