What your girlfriend hopes to achieve by "forgetting" to taker her pill, thus guaranteeing that you'll have to spend the rest of your now ruined life with her... or that you'll have to run from the law forever to avoid child support.
I caught my girlfriend flushing her pill and poking holes in all the condoms... I think she wants an anchor baby.
by Joshua Sweeney May 04, 2006
1) A sarcastic expression used to denote annoyance or frustration.
2) A term used when you just dont give a fuck
3) Look, my dick and balls are bigger than yours.
2) A term used when you just dont give a fuck
3) Look, my dick and balls are bigger than yours.
by PMR February 25, 2003
"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."
by Department of Behavioral Hell August 23, 2015
Nene's clubbing routine for Thursday, Friday, and Saturday include going to Origin, the Grand, Bootie SF, and when everyone else wants to go home, she rounds up the troops to head to The End Up.
Wow, what a ratchrat.
Dude, i know.
Wow, what a ratchrat.
Dude, i know.
by Micro danger August 14, 2015
That moment when you lose your phone and you immediately freak and start groping your self to find it.
Male: Hey can you call someone for me?
Female; Sure. *looks for phone* Crap! Where's my phone?! *starts to grope self*
Male: Did you start Phone Groping your self?
Female: Yes.
Male: That's hot.
Female; Sure. *looks for phone* Crap! Where's my phone?! *starts to grope self*
Male: Did you start Phone Groping your self?
Female: Yes.
Male: That's hot.
by xximsomentalxx February 19, 2011
When a small group or crowed suddenly realizes that someone has emitted a silent but nasty fart and they all look among themselves for facial expressions or body language that might pinpoint the perpertrator.
The group by the bar was festive, but suddenly all was quite, and everyone was looking among themselves with farting glances.
by jeffbo May 25, 2009
Texting nothing but emojis back and forth between a friend or partner. Can sometimes be for humour or usually because you're bored.
by brockthesock August 12, 2015