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by GlazeHer May 9, 2014
Get the shitakki mug.When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.
by GlazeHer April 13, 2014
Get the dick please mug.Bro: "Hey man, sorry for puking in your Mom's hamper last night, thought I was in the bathroom."
Broseph: "No worries man, it happens. Brogetit."
Bro: "Cool."
Broseph: "No worries man, it happens. Brogetit."
Bro: "Cool."
by GlazeHer December 31, 2013
Get the brogetit mug.When a lady dozes off and begins to snore so faintly it's almost difficult to know she's even sleeping.
by GlazeHer January 1, 2014
Get the lady snores mug.Dude A: "Yo, we need a Shit Ton of donuts for this morning's wake and bake!"
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."
by GlazeHer October 30, 2013
Get the a Baker's Shit ton mug.Malware obtained by incorrectly typing a web URL in the browser or accidentally clicking on the wrong link in search results
I totally mistyped the YouTube address in my browser yesterday . Now I have to take my laptop to the Geek Squad to get the typo virus removed.
by jspost December 5, 2015
Get the typo virus mug.an instance of controversial or forbidden thot-like behavior, i.e. acting as outlandishly promiscuous or slutty as humanly possible
That hoe over there was engaged in so many sexual acts with various men that when her friend found out, she told her that she was guilty of thotcrime
by foxnews4kids July 3, 2014
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