belly nipple

a outie belly button

A man's ability to see whether or not a woman be cray cray or not

When your junk is sweating on a hot day, and your bag sticks to the side of your leg. It is notably unpleasant when moving from walk to run, or when standing up quickly.

Starting out as friends with someone, but have the possibility or potential for a relationship on the next level

Romantic comedy or romcom specifically geared toward moms. Most mere mortals will not understand momcoms without a mom to translate the comedy for them. Momcommers will say things such as, "You wouldn't get it, you're not a mom" or "I guess I just really got the comedy because I am a mom"

A fake friend who secretly wishes you to fail at everything.

How a dumb motherfucker becomes a smart motherfucker after he smokes a bunch of pot.