Cockroach Blocked

When you find a cockroach in your apartment right before going to bed and your girlfriend is too freaked out to have sex.
"I swear to god, those damn cockroaches only show up on nights when I'm going to get some. Cockroach blocked again."
by Aemar July 28, 2015
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Broc Obama

Thanks Michelle for making me some Broc Obama and Cheese
by Shshsjjsnsnsnzn July 28, 2015
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Presidential Flashcards

(n.)Cash money, dollar bills, dough, moolah, bread.
That kid just asked me to help him with some presidential flashcards
by Nikedunks6.0 December 15, 2009
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shirt cocking

Men who go about their day with a shirt on, but no pants or underwear.

"Cocking" can be used with other terms. Example: Cowl Cocking, when a man wears only a super heros cowl, much like Batmans cowl, but no pants or underwear.
Look at that dude, he's totally shirt cocking.
by -Cylon- September 13, 2006
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pre-wake

a party, held in honor of an ill individual expected to die soon, often a family member
My mother in law has lung cancer so we held a pre-wake with all her family members from around the country.
by timmy t July 29, 2015
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nomophobia

Fear of being away from a mobile phone.
That guy has serious nomophobia.
by S. Dawg March 31, 2008
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Planicking

Verb: The act of last minute screaming planning action that does not divert panic
she began planicking as the blue line edged across her pregnancy test.
by Portable Chaoz July 23, 2015
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