wand erection

a funnier and more accurate name for one direction

the result of your mum trying to take a selfie and not knowing which way to hold the phone.

An even more manly version of a BBQ. Absolutely no vegetables allowed. It basically consists of a lot of beer and meat. There is usually a lot of yelling and loud music involved.

When you eat something that causes you to make pleasurable sounds out loud, exactly like the ones that you make when you have a orgasm.

To vomit in your sleep unexpectedly, usually due to the over-consumption of alcoholic beverages

This maneuver is often performed in crowded bars. The passer touches a person to let them know he needs to get through but allows his hand to linger longer than necessary. Often used as a subtle way to flirt.

When you replace the water with Red-bull when brewing a coffee. Then drop in a bottle of 5 hour energy and a shot of vodka, and a sprinkle of cocaine.