A person who impedes the flow of traffic by staying in the left lane. This person is either driving slower than everybody on the road, driving the same speed as the person to their right, or simply driving 1 mph faster than the person to their right. In all cases, they are ignoring the responsibility that comes with driving in the "hammer lane".

That one person who refers to everyone as their "best friend" when it's convenient. Not to be confused with bestfriend whore

the occurunce of an unwanted erection during a ride in a car, truck boat, airplane, etc. usually occurs on long trips.

A so-called grown-up who doesn't want to grow up (or at least act like an adult) and would instead prefer so-called "children's" stuff for entertainment, like cartoons, toys, comic books, Disney movies, etc. He or she also enjoys colorful "kiddie" snacks like breakfast cereal and Spaghetti-O's and dresses like a teenager or perhaps younger. May or may not be great parents as well as being able to take on adult responsibilities. Not necessarily too immature at least in the public. Not to to be confused with geeks or nerds either, of course!

Also known as "Peter Pan", "young at heart", and "kid at heart".

I word used to describe when a person jacks off to much to porn and cant do anything for a few hours.

n. someone who specialises in dating seemingly unattractive people that later blossom into fitties.

When someone steals Apple Products such as iPhones, iPads, iPod Touches, and other stuff created by Apple.