Urban Dictionary
by danglyballzjohn April 3, 2016
Get the frumpty dumpty mug.1:The involuntary spasming of muscles around the anus.
2: a person so annoying and obnoxious that they can only be referred to as an " anal twitch".
2: a person so annoying and obnoxious that they can only be referred to as an " anal twitch".
by Tocotocosocks April 2, 2016
Get the anal twitch mug.When you spot ur homie something like money, chronic, drank or whatever not expecting him to pay you back. Simply cause you know he's gonna spot you some time in the future.
Homie1: Damn this steak is 20 bucks! I only got 10.
Homie2: I got you. Don't worry about it, just put it on the homie fund.
Homie2: I got you. Don't worry about it, just put it on the homie fund.
by Tobeezy March 28, 2016
Get the homie fund mug.When you've eaten something that has totally fucked up your stomach.
Then when you shit its a liquidy substance called ass liquid
Then when you shit its a liquidy substance called ass liquid
by Milo_Slayr March 28, 2016
Get the ass liquid mug.I'm heading to the gym after work today and I only brought shorts. Damn, I guess I won't be able to conceal my sock marks.
by Crotch Warrior April 1, 2016
Get the sock marks mug.A way to say "ciggarette break" without your boss knowing that you're going to have a smoke. Especially useful in non-smoking environments. The term "fresh air" can also be used to mean "ciggarette" but is not typically necessary and doesn't sound right in most contexts.
Employee 1: I'm going out for a fresh air break
Boss: Ok, just be back in 15
Employee 2: (whisper) He doesn't know you mean you're going for a smoke?
Employee 1: (whisper) No! That's the point!
Boss: Ok, just be back in 15
Employee 2: (whisper) He doesn't know you mean you're going for a smoke?
Employee 1: (whisper) No! That's the point!
by cinymin86 November 21, 2009
Get the Fresh Air Break mug.A person who starts a new job and quits after only half a day. Typically goes to lunch, never to return.
"Where's the new guy? Didn't he go to lunch... like 2 hours ago?"
"Uh ohh, he's not coming back is he? Don't tell me another one's done a half-day Tony?"
"Fuck."
"Uh ohh, he's not coming back is he? Don't tell me another one's done a half-day Tony?"
"Fuck."
by Jabba T. Hutt March 27, 2016
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