Donald Trump

Living proof that money can't buy good hair.
In fact, money CAN buy good hair. Why his money has not, well, that's anyone's guess.
by Lady Chevalier June 10, 2005
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art hoe

a hoe who is mysterious and chill and like hippyish and good at art
damn, I wish I was an art hoe like her
by swagfag04 March 22, 2015
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SFW

So Fucking What
I got a 10 cent raise #SFW.
by ground pounder September 06, 2015
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stiff meds

Stiff Meds are taken to correct erectile dysfunction.
Also referred to as Stiff Meds or Hard Meds.
Stiff Meds include Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis.
by GeShan February 24, 2007
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gender ninja

Person 1: Is that a dude or a chick?

Person 2: I dunno. I haven't seen a gender ninja like that since the days of Hansen.
by sudo_nim March 30, 2009
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confident turtle

When one sticks their neck out so far as to avoid double chins and exude the confidence of a turtle that comes out of its shell.
She used the confident turtle to replace duck face in photos.
by ccxxii September 08, 2015
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sad pancakes

1. In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Make a well in the center and pour in the milk, egg and melted butter; mix until smooth.

2. Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot.

3. Pour Syrup to divert attention to the fact that your wife is cheating on you with your adopted british grandson and ruining your life.
I make sad pancakes every time Meggen cheats on me with Declan.
by Shamusteh September 06, 2015
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