- Yo Bob, where did you go? We searched everywhere for you at the party.
- I had to change my pants man, had a little lactcident after downing two White Russians.
- I had to change my pants man, had a little lactcident after downing two White Russians.
by WordWhiz September 26, 2015
Person that pisses on a tree because there is no bathroom around and tries to act like it is benefiting the earth
Friend 1: Yo, I need to help a tree grow
Friend 2: That sounds like a nice thing to do
Friend 1: Yup!
Friend 2: That sounds like a nice thing to do
Friend 1: Yup!
by Kesh123 September 27, 2015
"Snapchat Slapped" The act of waking a person up by slapping them in the face with your phone while taking a video using snapchat.
by ricosuave September 27, 2015
by Your_mum_in_my_pants September 27, 2015
When jeans are way too tight on your junk. Limits mobility, decreases circulation, and potentially lowers sperm count.
Tim: "These new jeans I just got are really cramming my junk when I try to move, Mike."
Mike: "Sounds like you are getting jean jammed."
Mike: "Sounds like you are getting jean jammed."
by jeanjamisreal September 27, 2015
A euphemism for masturbation. Typically used by a single man or woman who has no sexual partners, save for Netflix.
Katie: "Netflix and chill for one tonight I think"
Chris: "Make sure you take off those fake nails, don't want to snag anything"
Chris: "Make sure you take off those fake nails, don't want to snag anything"
by DoctorLove September 23, 2015
A person, usually a boy, who naturally looks mean when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.
by fettfri_skyr September 17, 2015