Derived from the word, curmudgeon, but pertaining to a person who is too young to act like they've got a "stick up their ***." Being too young to be stodgy or ultra-conservative (not politcally speaking). A person who acts older than their years. (i.e. people who, though not yet into "middle age" complain that every little ache and pain is likely to be terminal; also apt when discussing a person who won't attend an event/party on a weeknight, simply because they have to work the next day; also descriptive of a person who is unnecessarily argumentative in most conversations).

(verb) to explain a maddeningly simple concept to some poor interloper with a mile-thick skull. At times you feel like a Sesame Street character demonstrating the art of bubble blowing to an audience of half a million bile-stained, catatonic 2-year-olds.

The socially toxic pollution created by a person's psychotic or borderline psychotic meltdown. The confusion, frustration, resentment and anger others experience during AND after a friend or loved one's psychological breakdown. The abbreviation of "psychological hazardous waste." The psychological equivalent to "biological hazardous waste (biohazardous)."

adj. amenable esp. delicious, comfortable, aesthetically pleasing or sexually attractive.

a phrase translated directly from Chinese, means having sex in a car. in chinese it's called "che zhen". che = car, and zhen = shake. so....

A woman expected by her male parter to fulfill a mother-like role in supporting his needs (e.g. cooking, cleaning, and soothing bad moods) but also provide sex on demand.

Average Frustrated Chump. A guy who lacks skills, and confidence when it comes to women. He will often end up in the "friend zone" because he obeys girls like a slave.