Receiving plastic surgery (or surgeries) in anticipation of one's wedding, as popularized by the megahit E! documentary series entitled Bridalplasty

When someone is so fucked up, they head in one direction with a goal in mind but half-way there, forget that goal and wander off in a random direction with or without another goal in mind. Term comes from goldfish in an aquarium acting the same way due to their seconds-long memory.

the scum bag police force of Northern Ireland
also referred to as the PSNI, RUC or those black bastards
named after Sir Robert Peel , who founded the metropoltain police in Britain and the 6 counties.

When people fake the use of a wheelchair to get early boarding on a flight, but when the flight lands and they are miraculously able to walk off the plane on their own two feet, they've been "healed" by Jetway Jesus.

How tall a guy claims to be-- usually 1 or 2 inches taller than his actual height.

Trying on a sexy/slutty outfit in the comfort of one’s home