Urban Dictionary

A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."

A person who fakes orgasms.

When your friend is high, but instead of being funny, he starts acting pretentious about the weed. This includes a history lesson on the strain or a breakdown on the cannabinoids.

A dystopian punk genre that encompasses the prime elements of Americana culture including Fast-food, unwalkable sprawled cities, huge wholesale retail stores (See Walmart), mass consumerism, music that serves as means of commercial advertisement, uniforms as fashion, and corrupt government corporatocracy.

any person who has a wide mix of european ancestory.

Any bodily fluid that reqires clean up such as vomit, urine, blood, feces. This term is used most often in theme parks.

What the audience gives a comedian who's not actually funny, but says things they agree the f*** out of.