sumert

A quicker way of saying 'something' from Enland genrally lower class

"have you got sumert to do this weekend?" asked Edbert
"no" replied Albert

sumert by Emilyfromengland December 24, 2008

supertf 

overwatch league champion, stage 2 champion world cup champion, grand final champion, , role star, allstar, mvp runnerup, may melyee champion

supertf

supertf by superis12 August 6, 2020

SummerTimeChi

First referenced in Kanye West's song 'Good Life,' SummerTimeChi is what Chicagoans live for. The weather is brutal in Chicago for 9 months. But for June, July and August, everyone comes out of hibernation to go crazy at Chicago's many beaches, bar crawls on land (and by rooftop), music, art and food festivals nearly every single day, and the hormone-infused nightlife the spans from the house parties on the South side, to the lounges of the South Loop, to clubs of River North, and the collective shitstorm of bars running from Wrigleyville through Lincoln Park. SummerTimeChi isn't a season, it's magic.

No need to go out in the winter. No one's interested. Might as well save money for SummerTimeChi when the action really hits.

SummerTimeChi by ThePartyCaptain July 21, 2016

Supertolietbowl 

What the Superbowl is to some people.

{Dave; on telephone}: Hey Jenny, want to come over to my house today to watch the Superbowl? I'll have lots of hot wings, burriotos, Cheetos, and beer!

{Jenny; on telephone}: Sorry Dave...I've got plans to go to the mall with my girlfriends today, so you'll have to watch the Supertolietbowl by yourself.

Supertolietbowl by Telephony March 11, 2012

supertard 

dumbass, ultra-retard, on a scale that is unparelleled.

"Bernie thought he was large and in charge. That fucking supertard thought he knew everything! Probably why he got canned!"

supertard by rhodeisland1 December 31, 2009

summertime sadness 

1.) A state of mind where one mourns the loss of the freedoms and/or temporary relationships of summer.

2.) This song is sung by Lana Del Rey

Scenario 1:

Girl (with her head against the window)

Friend: "what's the matter? You've been like this since September."

Girl: "I don't know... I guess I just have that summertime sadness."

Friend: "I know what you mean: I wasted mine, too, and I wish I could get it back."

Scenario 2:

I got that summertime,
Summertime sadness.
S-s-summertime,
Summertime sadness.
I got that summertime,
Summertime sadness,
Oh, oh-oh-oh oh-h...

summertime sadness by The Quiz-Trivian-Naire October 20, 2013

Sumerian Tavern Joke 

The earliest example of a bar joke is Sumerian, on a tablet dating from the early Old Babylonian Empire (c. 1894-1800 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog, having walked into an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.

i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the Sumerian tavern joke and the Sumer way of life. Oh to be a dog born in Mesopotamia between 3500 and 3000 B.C.E

Sumerian Tavern Joke by Richard Haass March 14, 2022