the ironic form of smart; dumb
That was real smert to light your hand on fire.
by Colin.LA March 15, 2006
Attempting to be smart, but failing terribly.
I wrote an essay yesterday, only to end up being more smert then smart.
by Bazimon March 15, 2014
aww poor brent didnt know what it meant.. its a different form of smrat or as you would say smart
When your boyfriend thinks he's smart but he really isn't
by Damix_55 March 04, 2005