marffle
To fart into a rolled up towel so as not to let your boyfriend (or rarely girlfriend) know that you fart.
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maffled by Biff Nigga April 4, 2010
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marfleflarf! by TokFox January 3, 2016
Maffle
That explanation was nothing but maffle.
She had been talking for hours. How could one person spew so much maffle....
I was feeling as high as a giraffe until you dropped that maffle bomb. It destroyed the dam and the giraffe drowned in the maffle
She had been talking for hours. How could one person spew so much maffle....
I was feeling as high as a giraffe until you dropped that maffle bomb. It destroyed the dam and the giraffe drowned in the maffle
Mafflelox
Scouse guys who chat so much bollox that they lie about everything and anything. This can include lying about women they fucked to the weather!
Hey mate I fucked this hot girl last and came deep inside her while out doors in the park, it was such a hot day not a cloud in the sky...... mate you was on face book saying your at your nans and the weather forecast shows that it’s been pissing down with rain and will do for the rest of the week stop chatting so much mafflelox ffs
marfle
the action of hitting a part of your body in a way that your nerves seem to do a hard reset. (stubbing your toe, hitting your funny bone, etc.)
"Hey man hows it go- OWW! I just marfled!"
"What?"
"I marfled! I hit my elbow!"
"Oh, you hit your funny bone?"
"I'm not a child Steven, the proper term is marfling your elbow."
"Hmm. I've never heard that word before. So, why's you come and see me?"
"Oh yeah. WHY IS MY CHILD BLACK?"
"What?"
"I marfled! I hit my elbow!"
"Oh, you hit your funny bone?"
"I'm not a child Steven, the proper term is marfling your elbow."
"Hmm. I've never heard that word before. So, why's you come and see me?"
"Oh yeah. WHY IS MY CHILD BLACK?"
marfle by That0ne_User July 10, 2023