assassin 

The person that has 2 butts

A: Hey! Do you know that you can't say "assassin" without saying "ass" twice!
B: Fuck off

assassin by I used my real name for my acc December 16, 2021

Assassin 

A person whose assignment is to kill. Typically, the person is paid to do the job well.

A hit man does classify as an assassin, since he is hired to help "take care of" unsettled business.

Assassin by AYB June 22, 2003

assassin 

A large game played over an extended period of time, usually by 10 or more people, and typically set in a college dorm. Players are secretly assigned the name of another player to "assassinate," that is, squirt with a water gun when the target is not looking and when no one else may see the shot. When the target is assassinated, the assassin inherits the target of the deceased, thus closing the circle. The game continues until only one assassin remains.

Jan assassinated Meredith, then got Cindy since she was Meredith's target, and is now chasing Giacomo and running from Tyler. What a game!

assassin by mei0023 April 6, 2005

Assassin 

1. (Noun): a person who is hired to kill someone for money
2. (Noun): a person who kills someone because they don't like that person
3. (Proper Noun; Fiction(maybe): A member of an ancient order that is at constant war with the Knights Templar, where the largest battles are highlighted by the game series Assassin's Creed.
!!!SPOILERS!!!
The first Assassins were Adam and Eve as reveiled in The Truth

1:

Man 1: will you kill this man for me
Woman 1: yes, for $10,000
2:
John Booth, the assassin that killed Abe Lincon
3:
Kid 1: the Assassin's Creed video game is awesome!
Kid 2: ye it is!

Assassin by Airhogs 46736732584327565243 December 9, 2011

ASSassin 

a person who has the reflexes of a cat, balls of steel and a head full of nothing, walks up to or next to a girl(preferably in a public or crowded area) and so fast and quietly slaps the girls ass when she turns to slap or spot the man...he has already vanished into the crowd using ancient blending techniques honed over countless days of playing only assassins creed!

assassin:hey dude wana learn how to assassinate a girls ass? i will teach you the ancient ways of the.......

dude:nope!

assassin: but whyyy?

dude: because i have a girl friend and dont slap random girl asses and masturbate to video game chicks... bye!

assassin:.............douche!

ASSassin by Dr maeder November 20, 2010

Assassin 

A trained killer hired for money to kill other people.

Assassin is also a song by the rock band Muse, it is probably the heaviest song on their new album

Guy 1:"I'll give you, being an assassin, £300 to kill this guy"
Guy 2: "Just a sec, I'm listening to this awesome song by Muse!"

Assassin by Tommy P1313 March 4, 2007

assassin 

A hardcore ninja that doesn't care for all that Natrutard crap.

1.) Altair of Assassin's Creed
2.) Orange Jumpsuit Nazis

assassin by Eroth January 9, 2008