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Lemonading 

Can use lemonade, going full lemonade, lemoned, lemonaded.

Eliminating or greatly harming the competition to your current partner. E.g. Partner (male or female) cheats on you, you take a baseball bat to the girl (or guy) s/he cheated with's car so that they will stay away. Implied that you might actually use the bat on the person who engaged with your partner.

Also, going full lemonade.
Used by: Tituss Burgess, Kimmy Schmidt, Beyoncé, Jimmy Fallon

First episode of season 3 of the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt show
"I am doing what any reasonable person would do in this situation. I am lemonading."
Lemonading by Findhini May 11, 2017
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Lamonting 

Twitch emote portraying Eric Lamont's face, because he's the lord of the coomers. It's used in circumstances when a hot woman is seen on the screen.
Damn that woman is so hot I'm straight up lamonting.
I lost.

lemonfinger 

When one picks one's rectum and then takes the finger to someone's nose and asks: "Do you smell lemon?"
Bob: "Hey, did you ever lemonfinger anyone in school?"
Gary: "Yeah, I did it to my shop class teacher!"
Connie: "Dear bin Laden, please take me now..."

Lemonstine 

A lemonstine is neither a male or female, but an it. It is the co-founder and ruler of Lemifer Land, making it royal, so "it" becomes "itiss". Lemonstine is so ROYGBIV, and has divine powers. It often calls upon partner in crime Tremifer, or other mystical creatures living there such as the yetis, to help it.
Omg! I got accepted as a citizen to Lemifer Land! The royal itiss Lemonstine approved!
Lemonstine by Lemonstine May 18, 2009
The act of standing around like a lemon.
Brian- Hurry the hell up, I been Lemoning for the past half hour!

Paul- Sorry Mush.
Lemoning by Call Me Nothing January 27, 2010
A form of sexual activity in which two men recreate the act of juicing a lemon with their genitals
Guess who I'll be lemoning tonight Richard ;)
Lemoning by Ellen McLenald February 25, 2018

laminating the ham

The act of waxing a male's genital area to render it smooth and hairless.
Deeples' girlfriend was tired of his grizzly sac all up in her business, so at her request he began laminating the ham.