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The act of standing around like a lemon.
Brian- Hurry the hell up, I been Lemoning for the past half hour!

Paul- Sorry Mush.
Lemoning by Call Me Nothing January 27, 2010
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A form of sexual activity in which two men recreate the act of juicing a lemon with their genitals
Guess who I'll be lemoning tonight Richard ;)
Lemoning by Ellen McLenald February 25, 2018
When a couple acts as though they are the only ones around, refusing, or barely acknowledging anyone's presence, yet complaining when they are not invited to events. This act makes events sour and unbearable.
Ugg Kaitlin and Ryan are totally lemoning, they didn' even say hi because they were so involved with themselves.
Lemoning by lazerst November 17, 2010
The art of shoving lemons up one's cock
He was lemoning till he had 62 inside him
Lemoning by Noodle Fart May 30, 2017

lemonfinger 

When one picks one's rectum and then takes the finger to someone's nose and asks: "Do you smell lemon?"
Bob: "Hey, did you ever lemonfinger anyone in school?"
Gary: "Yeah, I did it to my shop class teacher!"
Connie: "Dear bin Laden, please take me now..."
Behaving in such a manner that is humiliating and bitch like.
Dude, stop leroning man...it's not cool!!

lemonino 

A non-alcoholic beverage made from approximately 1 pint of chilled San Pellegrino sparkling water and the juice of a fresh lemon (0.5 to 1.0 lemons, depending on taste).
Bartender: What would you like to drink?
Thirsty Folk: I'll have a lemonino, please.
lemonino by Tim_Houston November 3, 2009
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