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Knobsessed
A complete knob jockeying slut, be they male or female. So obsessed with penises, that they don't even notice the guy attached to it. Every workplace, town and secondary school has one of these "knobsessed" individuals. Teenagers and middle aged guys often fall victim to the knobsessed. You can recognise them by their trousers (which are too tight) and their hair (which is too bleached/dyed/straightened/backcombed) and by their voice (which is too loud).
Ed- "Look at Tracey chatting up Darren"
Meg- "Ewww, he's a freak of nature!"
Ed- "I know, the girl is totally knobsessed"
"Donna didn't recognise me in town, even though we shagged last week. I think she was just knobsessed with me"
Meg- "Ewww, he's a freak of nature!"
Ed- "I know, the girl is totally knobsessed"
"Donna didn't recognise me in town, even though we shagged last week. I think she was just knobsessed with me"
Knobsessed by MagickDio February 8, 2010
Knobsessed
Your mom wouldn't take my dick out of her mouth after she saw my knob. She's fucking knobsessed dude, take her a psychologist.
Knobsessed by one_sick_fuck June 29, 2009
knobended
"yeah mate, I was totally knobended this morning, but what do u expect when u drink in the afternoon and then go out?"
"Yeah, you shouldn't be calling me right now. You are clearly knobended"
"Yeah, you shouldn't be calling me right now. You are clearly knobended"
knobended by lashed2010 April 20, 2010
Nobsense
To talk utter balderdash
derived from nob, (vulgar, slang variant spelling of knob) meaning penis, and sense meaning possible meanings
hence nob sense, to have all the sense of a talking penis
derived from nob, (vulgar, slang variant spelling of knob) meaning penis, and sense meaning possible meanings
hence nob sense, to have all the sense of a talking penis
Nobsense by MagnoliaBadminton November 6, 2020
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