knobsense

the use of cocklogic, when inebriated, to pick a potential victim for an evening's mating.

i put me willy in a minger -it was utter knobsense.

by gubbins July 10, 2007

knobsense

to use cocklogic to pick a random potential partner for 1 night of sexual fun,i.e. to think with one's penis when seeking a

sexual playmate for a 1 night stand.

I was using knobsense when we met but she got serious.

by Mr. LuvaLuva January 19, 2024

Knobsessed

A complete knob jockeying slut, be they male or female. So obsessed with penises, that they don't even notice the guy attached to it. Every workplace, town and secondary school has one of these "knobsessed" individuals. Teenagers and middle aged guys often fall victim to the knobsessed. You can recognise them by their trousers (which are too tight) and their hair (which is too bleached/dyed/straightened/backcombed) and by their voice (which is too loud).

Ed- "Look at Tracey chatting up Darren"
Meg- "Ewww, he's a freak of nature!"
Ed- "I know, the girl is totally knobsessed"

"Donna didn't recognise me in town, even though we shagged last week. I think she was just knobsessed with me"

by MagickDio February 8, 2010

nobsense

Talking rubbish.
Usually rubbish spoken by a nob.
hence nobsense.

"that guys a nob...he's talking nobsense".

by Phil k May 16, 2005

Knobsessed

When a person is completely infatuated with the knob on the end of a cock.

Your mom wouldn't take my dick out of her mouth after she saw my knob. She's fucking knobsessed dude, take her a psychologist.

by one_sick_fuck June 29, 2009

knobended

When you get so drunk you wake up still completely shit faced.

"yeah mate, I was totally knobended this morning, but what do u expect when u drink in the afternoon and then go out?"

"Yeah, you shouldn't be calling me right now. You are clearly knobended"

by lashed2010 April 20, 2010

Nobsense

To talk utter balderdash
derived from nob, (vulgar, slang variant spelling of knob) meaning penis, and sense meaning possible meanings
hence nob sense, to have all the sense of a talking penis

I saw that Donald Trump on CNN again spouting fuckin’ nobsense

by MagnoliaBadminton November 6, 2020