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the use of cocklogic, when inebriated, to pick a potential victim for an evening's mating.

i put me willy in a minger -it was utter knobsense.

knobsense by gubbins July 10, 2007

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knobsense

to use cocklogic to pick a random potential partner for 1 night of sexual fun,i.e. to think with one's penis when seeking a

sexual playmate for a 1 night stand.

I was using knobsense when we met but she got serious.

knobsense by Mr. LuvaLuva January 19, 2024

Related Words

knobsense • Knobsessed • Knocksense • nobsense • knobended • knob tease

Knobsessed

A complete knob jockeying slut, be they male or female. So obsessed with penises, that they don't even notice the guy attached to it. Every workplace, town and secondary school has one of these "knobsessed" individuals. Teenagers and middle aged guys often fall victim to the knobsessed. You can recognise them by their trousers (which are too tight) and their hair (which is too bleached/dyed/straightened/backcombed) and by their voice (which is too loud).

Ed- "Look at Tracey chatting up Darren"
Meg- "Ewww, he's a freak of nature!"
Ed- "I know, the girl is totally knobsessed"

"Donna didn't recognise me in town, even though we shagged last week. I think she was just knobsessed with me"

Knobsessed by MagickDio February 8, 2010

nobsense

Talking rubbish.
Usually rubbish spoken by a nob.
hence nobsense.

"that guys a nob...he's talking nobsense".

nobsense by Phil k May 16, 2005

Knobsessed

When a person is completely infatuated with the knob on the end of a cock.

Your mom wouldn't take my dick out of her mouth after she saw my knob. She's fucking knobsessed dude, take her a psychologist.

Knobsessed by one_sick_fuck June 29, 2009

knobended

When you get so drunk you wake up still completely shit faced.

"yeah mate, I was totally knobended this morning, but what do u expect when u drink in the afternoon and then go out?"

"Yeah, you shouldn't be calling me right now. You are clearly knobended"

knobended by lashed2010 April 20, 2010

Nobsense

To talk utter balderdash
derived from nob, (vulgar, slang variant spelling of knob) meaning penis, and sense meaning possible meanings
hence nob sense, to have all the sense of a talking penis

I saw that Donald Trump on CNN again spouting fuckin’ nobsense

Nobsense by MagnoliaBadminton November 6, 2020

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026