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by The Truth January 13, 2005
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frontman of norwegian black metal band Mayhem.
committed suicide at the age of 22.
the real soul of Mayhem.
Mayhem without Dead are not the real Mayhem.
probably the best blackster ever.
his name will never die, as his spirit does.
never forget his death, that changed black metal scene more than Euronymous' death did.
in memory of a legend.
Dead is simply a legend.
nothing else to say.
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Something that is no longer living and can now be kicked.
by IFORGOT December 08, 2002
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When you're passed the point of something being hilariously funny; when you've laughed as hard as you possibly can. Often expressed online by putting an asterisk (*) in front of and behind the word itself.
Ashley: So I went out with this guy last night, and we hit it off, but he doesn't seem to be interested in me other than my clothes and who does my hair.
Mary: That boy has more zest than a bag full of lemons.
Ashley: *DEAD*
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1) When a party or club is not fun or no longer is fun to be at anymore.
2) What happens when Daddy catches you on top of his "Little Girl"
...What the hell is up with these other definitions? We know what the normal term DEAD means, morons! This is urbandictionary.com not WEBSTER's DICTIONARY!!!
by Joshiro007 February 23, 2003
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1. To no longer live (like...no pulse)

2. To be REALLY boring

3. To be in serious trouble
1. My dog is dead, I hope he went to doggy heaven

2. This party is dead, I'm going home

3. My mom caught me having sex, I'm dead
by ihavenolife June 29, 2004
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Is like saying LOL, or LMAO or Your Killing Me
John: Knock Knock
Peter: Who's there?
John: Boinga
Peter: Boinga Who?
John: Boinga My Toinga!!!
Peter: DEAD! THATS MAD FUNNY HAHAHA DEAD!

like:
LOLLMFAOLMAOROFLYour Killing Me
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