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1. willy
"Willy" is a term used in polite conversation instead of "penis". It is also a term used by kids.
The word, Willy, implies the penis in a flaccid state unless it is explicitly stated otherwise. By using the term "willy" it desexualises the male member and allows one to talk about cocks while your mother, wife, or grandmother is listening. Anyone older than this will need to be reminded what a willy is. Women use the term in front of males because they dont want to seem slutty by calling it a stonker, a beaver basher, or a tool.

Go and put some clothes on, Auntie Jane will be here soon and you dont want your cousin, Lucy, to see your willy do you ?

At the comedown party:
Oh wow until last night I had no idea how small my willy could get after dropping a mountain of pills - thats the first time i had to rummage around looking for it

girls gathering (boyfriend discussion)
I had to ditch him, he had a small willy and he never knew what to do with it. 1 out of two would have been sufficient.

Mom should I go to the doctor, my willy has turned green
thats funny I took a green pen that was leaking out of your trousers that were in the wash
2. Willy
1. A slang word for penis.
2. Somebody's name or their nickname.
3. An insulting word used to define someone who thought/did something stupid.
Caroline: Wow he's got a big willy, see? You know, that bulge in his pants?

Bill: Hey Willy! Watsup, man?

Joe: I can't believe he thought that! What a willy...
3. Willy
An amazingly cute/hot guy who is easy to love. he has a very weird talent of making himself comforable no matter where he is and is incredible at making you laugh no matter what. he is a loveable kind person.
"Aww i love that kid Willy. He is really hot and super nice!"
4. willy
when you bend your wrist and have a patch of wrinkly soft skin.
Your willy is so soft! do you exfoliate?
5. willy
A psycho who is obsessively jealous over everything. Will get mad at you for anything if you dont tell him at least a week in advance.
wow! you're seriously being a willy right now!
6. willy
what young people call a penis
"i have a small, white willy"

"i have a large, black willy"
7. willy
A kiddie word for a penis
"My willy is small and white"
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