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1.
To be in love with the idea of being in love.
To assume you're in love without a proper reason.
Usually associated with mainly physical or sexual attraction.
Damn that nigga Ray is infatuated with that ho!
by The REAL Leader of Christ Club August 26, 2008
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2.
1. to inspire or possess with a foolish or unreasoning passion, as of love.
2. to affect with folly; make foolish or fatuous.
–adjective 3. infatuated.
–noun 4. a person who is infatuated.

My friend Matt is infatuated!
My friend Matt is infatuated! See below!

1. Number of people on earth: 5,592,832,000
2. But just under half are women (I presume it goes without saying that I would seek exclusively female companionship): 2,941,118,00 women on earth.
3. Given that the chances of my meeting a babe from Bhutan or a goddess from Ghana are limited, we need to limit the reasonable scope to the number of women living in developed countries: 605,601,000.
4. Given that I'm neither a pedophile nor a gentrophile, we need to limit the scope to women between the ages of, say, 30 and 55. The population tables don't list specific ages, but if we assume that the women in the age group "20 to 44" and the women in the age group "45 to 59" are evenly distributed, we end up with the women living in developed countries in roughly my age group: 65,399,083.
5. But of course not all of them are women I would consider beautiful. Let's not go overboard: let's assume that there are lots of women I could consider beautiful. Assume, in fact, that beauty is normally distributed in a given population, and that I could consider any woman two standard deviations above average to be truly beautiful. I would be left with: 1,487,838 beautiful women, living in developed countries, in my age group.
6. But lots of them are stupid. Assume that intelligence is likewise normally distributed, and assume that a woman one standard deviation above the norm is smart enough not to make me want to stick ice picks in my ears when she talks. This eliminates just ove 84% of the remaining women, and leaves me with 236,053 women who are cute enough, smart enough, live in developed countries who are roughly my age.
7. Half of them, let's say, are in relationships, slashing the field to 118,027 women.
8. Naturally, finding a suitable girl who I really like is no guarantee that she'll like me back. Assuming, as previously mentioned, that personal attractiveness is normally distributed, there is a mere 50% chance that any given female will consider me even marginally attractive. In practice, however, people are unlikely to consider pursuing a relationship with someone whose looks and personality just barely suffice. Let's make the rather conservative assumption, then, that a girl would go out with someone if and only if they were at least one standard deviation above her idea of average. In that case, referring to our previous calculation, only 15.8655% of females would consider someone with my physical characteristics and personality acceptable as a potential romantic partner. This means that there are 18,726 women who fit my criteria, while I also fit theirs. (Note that, if we chose two standard deviations instead of one, the number would shrink to only 2,361 women. I'm assuming that women are less picky about what their men look like, an assumption that is validated by just glancing at couples in parks.)

Seems like plenty. At first glance, a datable population of 18,726 may not seem like such a low number, but consider this: assuming I were to go on a blind date with a new girl about my age every week, and assuming I have no idea where any one of these 18,726 reside, I would have to date for 3493 weeks before I found one of the 18,726. That's very nearly 67 years.

So, absent the blinding, amazing luck that caused me to find Shantele, I would have been 114 years old when I finally found love.

Don't ever try to tell me I'm not the luckiest guy on earth.

Matt
by Talibanbarbie September 26, 2007
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3.
A first glance physical attraction with no feelings what-so-ever.

Often confused with love at first sight.
1: Logan is quite infatuated with Adrienne.

2: When Logan saw the picture of Adrienne, he was infatuated.
by mynameisyourmom May 01, 2005
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4.
The disgustingly happy feeling that is quite similar to a head injury. When infatuated, all common sense fails you. You turn into a giddy, giggling, goofily happy version of yourself that raises the eyebrows of the people that generally know you as a calm, smart, down to earth individual. You lose all sense of time while you're with the object of infatuation. You sit and grin while sitting in traffic remembering all sorts of little details of the times you've spent together. Sometimes, you laugh out loud and strangers look at you in fear and amusement. Your priorities suddenly change, everything that was important is no longer so. You forget or blatantly ditch out on events that don't involve your infatuation. You smile like a fool when their name shows up on your phone, you become a flustered moron when you're with them and yet you love it. You can't shut up to save your life, rambling the weirdest stories you've ever heard coming out of your mouth. Seeing them makes your whole week worthwhile. Dating, staying overnight, and waking up with them feels so amazing you question your sanity. You fall asleep and wake up thinking of the infatuation. You listen to terrible songs that remind you of them and check the urban dictionary to ensure your condition is normal. It's a wonderfully horrible change of character that should be welcomed but kept on a leash, lest someone have you committed.
"Is she walking around smiling to herself, singing, skipping and forgetting all our plans because of the brain injury she received in the car accident?"

"No, that healed up. She's just head over heels infatuated with her guy."
by Dramatic26 October 18, 2013
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5.
to be really attracted to someone physically, not really having any feelings for them.
Emily was so infatuated with Maya, when Maya stepped out of a creek in just her bra and panties, all the boys were staring and so was Emily.
by The Bombdiggietest January 20, 2007
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6.
to be attracted physically& to want someones body
as nikki got into the jacuzzi she was infatuated with his wet body.
by paulaaaaaa July 08, 2005
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7.
being attracted PHYSICALLY
1: Adrienne is infatuated with Logan; therefore, she wants to do him.

2: Rocky is infatuated with Cody.
by mynameisyourmom May 02, 2005
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