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1. nob
A derogatory term for an individual or slang for a penis. Can also be used as a verb as slang for sexual intercourse.
1. That guy is such a nob!

2. Did you here, Bob nobbed that girl last night?
by Vikas Shah Jul 2, 2002 share this
2. nob
British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used in jest (above "moron", just below "twat", and well below "cunt"), or used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.
Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be a nob."

Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob."

Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.
3. nob
"slob on my nob, bitch"
by i'd rather not Dec 29, 2003 share this
4. nob
The incorrect way of spelling "knob", meaning:
1) penis
2) noun used to describe an idiot or dickhead
3) verb "to knob" meaning to fuck
"That knob didn't seem to realise there's a silent K in there!"
5. Nob
Derogatory word for the male sexual organ aka penis.
Tom has got a small nob. He likes to stick his small nob into Dale regularly
by Fat Steesh Jul 21, 2005 share this
6. nob
A total idiot/ someone stupid
Sarah : OMG rae ur such a nob
7. nob
some one who takes advantage of you when you are at your lowest or is just a total dik
dude: hey u all right?
chik: NO!!!! i caught him wif her last night

dude: man what a nob
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