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British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used in jest (above "moron", just below "twat", and well below "cunt"), or used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.
Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be a nob."

Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob."

Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.
by Zaarin2007 November 18, 2007
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A derogatory term for an individual or slang for a penis. Can also be used as a verb as slang for sexual intercourse.
1. That guy is such a nob!

2. Did you here, Bob nobbed that girl last night?
by Vikas Shah July 02, 2002
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A nob is British slang for a posh person, probably from 'nobility'. It is NOT a knob. That isn't to say nobs can't be knobs.
by notanob November 04, 2014
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Derogatory word for the male sexual organ aka penis.
Tom has got a small nob. He likes to stick his small nob into Dale regularly
by Fat Steesh July 21, 2005
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The incorrect way of spelling "knob", meaning:
1) penis
2) noun used to describe an idiot or dickhead
3) verb "to knob" meaning to fuck
"That knob didn't seem to realise there's a silent K in there!"
by nic_908 April 16, 2007
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Sarah : OMG rae ur such a nob
by ifee August 24, 2007
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cock, penis, dick, willy, trouser snake, schlong, prick, wang, dong
by i'd rather not December 29, 2003
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