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I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude 

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

hesidate 

A planned encounter between two individuals who are unsure whether each other's intentions are romantic.
He asked me to go for coffee tomorrow, but it might just be as friends, so I hesitate to call it a date. It's a hesidate.
hesidate by Mr. Brief July 30, 2006

hesticated 

a verb 'to be hesticated' - to be extremely annoyed, agitated, claustrophobic and irritated all at the same time
"fuck it, im too hesticated!" "piss off you negro you're making me all hesticated"
hesticated by Chelsey Preston March 5, 2008

Hesitate 

1.an expression for when you, or someone else doesnt follow through with a plan/opportunity.

the social equivalent of a stutter-step.

2.can also be used to describe the failure of others
1. damn it man, you had it! what happened with that chick?
"idk dude....hesitated"

its all good man, here comes another

- what do you think happened to him?

response: (shaking head with disapproval) "hesitated"
2. shiiiit did you see that? he's got no game at all!!

"hahahaha man he's a bitch. hesitated"
Hesitate by themonster May 26, 2009

Heficate 

Make love to a cow or fornicate with a heffer
I was looking to heficate last week but couldn't find a farm with cows
Heficate by Baconsoup16 October 19, 2017

She who hesitates salivates 

She who emphatically declines food when offered then later asks & complains when its all been eaten later salivates.
I ask my wife if she would like some chocolate and she declines, but is distraught later when it's all gone. I answer she who hesitates salivates.