James:Let me look in the stockade,yeah got 2 left.
John:35 a heff right?
James:Yup, you rollin' thru?
John:Of course, but you know that heffer won't last all night...
2. A female cow
3. A pregnant female trying to hide it by saying she's fat.
"farmer joe just bought a heffer for only $300!"
"her stomach is looking big lately..she says she is just gaining weight but i think she is really a heffer."