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Someone who blocks the aisles in a grocery store with their massive girth.
Get the hell out of my way you fucking cow!
by Geoff January 19, 2003
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Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
Cows are truly the governments toys.
by Naikoe September 10, 2007
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A derogatory term used by vampires in White Wolf's table top RPG, the World of Darkness, to describe a human or humans.
The kine usually aren't much of a threat, they're just yummy blood bags.
by WODfan June 27, 2010
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1. A domesticted hooved animal that can be used for meat, leather, milk and miscelanous byproducts.

2. A person with a gigantic ass.

3. The ultimate proof of the axiom "You are what you eat".
Get that cow meat out of your mouth now you freakin' cow!
by Crushyiffdestroy November 07, 2004
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The word 'cow' is also a moderately offensive insult in the United Kingdom towards a woman who is supremely unpleasant.
"You fat cow!"
by Tequila May 22, 2004
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Some girl who is being a total bitch, particularyly offensive as it is basically calling them fat, and we know they dont like that.
"You fucking cow"
"Fuck off you cow"
"You cow!"
by Prick #1 January 06, 2005
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British slang for an annoying, stupid and/or bitchy woman. Sounds funniest when spoken in a Glasgwegian accent.
Och, gonnae just shut it, ya cow!
by CowMcCowie October 02, 2007
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