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floaty dance
The swaying movement that anyone will do while waiting in a line. Includes looking at the gum rack, picking up a magazine, touching all the chocolate bars etc.
Coined by Dane Cook
Coined by Dane Cook
Jon was not committed to the line. Instead of being 3 feet in front of the person behind him, he was doing the floaty dance in which he read all the labels on the shampoo bottles, and touched all the tic tacs on the side rack. He even left his shoe in the line and went to walk around for another 19 minutes.
floaty dance by skatingjenny January 16, 2011
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floaty head
The floaty feeling you get in your head when you have just eaten Mexican food. It feels like the best thing that has ever naturally happened to your head. Your brain becomes gently surrounded and cushioned by fluffy clouds. You might be having dinner with friends and notice your head is floating away, metaphorically speaking. Just relax, it was meant to happen.
Hey, I'm in the mood for Mexican food tonight because it's delicious and I know at the same time I will most likely experience floaty head.
floaty head by lyssaland January 20, 2011
Floaty
Floaty by WeelAfterbangs January 17, 2011
Floaty
Randomly found in light colored drinks, preferably those with ice. Noticed only AFTER you've drank from it already. Followed by bouts of denial over how it got there. Subject to great debate and one of life's greatest mysteries.
Floaty by KetchupVSKatsup August 16, 2011
Floaty
1. A person who is indirect and instead talks around the subject.
2. A person who often talks about feelings.
3. A person who is perceived to live in a world of their own and often sees the positives in situations.
4. A person who is distracted by a multitude of factors.
2. A person who often talks about feelings.
3. A person who is perceived to live in a world of their own and often sees the positives in situations.
4. A person who is distracted by a multitude of factors.
1. Person A: " I punched them in the face"
Floaty person: "Do you think that there are other ways of channeling you emotions?"
2. "How does that make you feel?", "Your energy is making me feel ......."
3. " These puddles make it like an exciting obstacle course to get to ....... everyday"
4. "Where's the cheese? Ooooh, do you smell burning? Oh look, there's a cute little dog out side, isn't that lovely."
Floaty person: "Do you think that there are other ways of channeling you emotions?"
2. "How does that make you feel?", "Your energy is making me feel ......."
3. " These puddles make it like an exciting obstacle course to get to ....... everyday"
4. "Where's the cheese? Ooooh, do you smell burning? Oh look, there's a cute little dog out side, isn't that lovely."
Floaty by purple rhapsody May 23, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.