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Assticles
Otherwise known as the taint or the chode, assticles typically occur in men of advanced age. After gravity has taken its toll on the scrotum, the advanced stretching begins to affect the anus. Eventually they become one.
Harold was in the bathroom the other day battling with some troubling constipation. To his surprise his scrotum lapped delicately at the water. He called to his wife. "Gertrude!"
"What is it Harold" she replied.
"Get in here and tell me why my balls are in the water" he gasped.
"OMG Harold!" she exclaimed. "You have assticles you filthy old fucker!"
"What is it Harold" she replied.
"Get in here and tell me why my balls are in the water" he gasped.
"OMG Harold!" she exclaimed. "You have assticles you filthy old fucker!"
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austickle • autickle • ass tickle • ass tickler • anus tickler • asspickle • assticle • Absticles • arsetickler • artickles
asspickle
as a noun: one who dwells in an anus, hence, is pickled in ass.
as a verb: (to asspickle/ asspickling): sticking things up one's ass.
Just another name I like to call one of my best friends.
as a verb: (to asspickle/ asspickling): sticking things up one's ass.
Just another name I like to call one of my best friends.
Jaycee is a douchetastic asspickle.
asspickle by artpsychopedia December 9, 2008
asspickle
asspickle by Mr. Bubblehead March 22, 2005
Assticle
When a guys testicles are really close to his asshole rather than his dick, this is called assticles.
Basically just the words Ass and Testicle put together.
Basically just the words Ass and Testicle put together.
Friend 1: Oh My God!!! Last night I took a huuuuge dump and I looked and I shit all over my ballz because they are so close to my asshole!
Friend 2: Ewwww dude thats just nasty I think you have Assticles!
Friend 3: OMG!!! EVERYBODY HE HAS ASSTICLES!!!!!!!!!
Everybody: OMG GROSSSSSSS... you should get that checked out...
Friend 2: Ewwww dude thats just nasty I think you have Assticles!
Friend 3: OMG!!! EVERYBODY HE HAS ASSTICLES!!!!!!!!!
Everybody: OMG GROSSSSSSS... you should get that checked out...
Assticle by MwahahahahahaHAhahah April 27, 2009
asspickle.
1.One who has the nature of an ass, too a magnified extent. 2.To be such an ass, that one is marinated in it like a pickle. 3.Literaly looking like a piece of human piece of shit.
Steph: "Why do you have to be such an asspickle?"
Délhan: "It is in my nature, I was born that way. My parents were asses, my grandparents were asses. Im just keeping up tradition."
Thus Délhan being an asspickle.
Délhan: "It is in my nature, I was born that way. My parents were asses, my grandparents were asses. Im just keeping up tradition."
Thus Délhan being an asspickle.
asspickle. by Délhan May 23, 2006
Ausicle
What happens to an Australian when exposed to the extremes of a Northern Hemisphere winter.
Blend of "Australian/Aussie" and -icle. -icle is a back-formation of icicle, commonly used in words such as popsicle, creamsicle, corpsicle etc.
Blend of "Australian/Aussie" and -icle. -icle is a back-formation of icicle, commonly used in words such as popsicle, creamsicle, corpsicle etc.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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