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1. Turd
Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit.
Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even
loch ness monster shape.
From a country-and-western song: All she left me/ was a turd in the toilet
Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet
by Hugh G Rection Sep 17, 2003 share this
2. Turd
synonym for george bush
bush is a turd
by anonymous Sep 26, 2003 share this
3. Turd
A poo.............. ......
OH MY GOD THAT TURD IS MASSIVE!!
HOLY CRAP THAT TURD BLOCKED THE TOILETS!
dude, that turd looks like Clinton
by Jaig Nov 27, 2004 share this
4. Turd
The best and most offensive insult you can call anyone, in all situations
What a complete and utter turd
by Diccyc Dec 16, 2004 share this
5. Turd
Turd, n.

1. A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A turd is characterized by a homogeneous light brown colour.

Turd is the word dirt phonetically backwards. Turds are often dirty.

T UR D --> D UR T


2. A short form of the word "bastard".

The word 'tard was already in use as a short form for the word "retard", so the soft "a" sound in bastard was changed to a "u", forming "turd".
1. Look! A fresh, steaming turd!

"...an excellent party, Geoffery, but there's a giant turd in the punch bowl."


2. You are a 'tarded 'turd.

You stupid 'turd! Your mother is a whore!
by JonMaker Sep 2, 2004 share this
6. Turd
singluar form of poop. one piece of poop.
i was so bound up all i got out was a turd
7. turd
Usually known as a piece of shit, but also an insult. Especially an insult when you’re talking about this turd in my class.
Dude, quit being a turd.
by man Oct 30, 2004 share this
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