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1.
Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit.
Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even
loch ness monster shape.
From a country-and-western song: All she left me/ was a turd in the toilet
Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet
by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003
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2.
synonym for george bush
bush is a turd
by anonymous September 26, 2003
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3.
A poo.............. ......
OH MY GOD THAT TURD IS MASSIVE!!
HOLY CRAP THAT TURD BLOCKED THE TOILETS!
dude, that turd looks like Clinton
by Jaig November 27, 2004
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4.
The best and most offensive insult you can call anyone, in all situations
What a complete and utter turd
by Diccyc December 16, 2004
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5.
A turd is someone you hate immediately without even knowing them.

Nine out of ten times, your first impressions of them were right on.

There is an old Buddhist saying…”No matter how much you wash a turd, it will not come clean.”

This saying means that some people are beyond saving. They are turds...
"That little ‘wannabe’ surfer guy with the Hawaiian shirt, khaki slacks and mussed up blond hair keeps hitting on my wife. He is one fucking Turd who is creeping me out."
by Ian De La Rosa September 20, 2013
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6.
Turd, n.

1. A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A turd is characterized by a homogeneous light brown colour.

Turd is the word dirt phonetically backwards. Turds are often dirty.

T UR D --> D UR T


2. A short form of the word "bastard".

The word 'tard was already in use as a short form for the word "retard", so the soft "a" sound in bastard was changed to a "u", forming "turd".
1. Look! A fresh, steaming turd!

"...an excellent party, Geoffery, but there's a giant turd in the punch bowl."


2. You are a 'tarded 'turd.

You stupid 'turd! Your mother is a whore!
by JonMaker September 02, 2004
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7.
Usually known as a piece of shit, but also an insult. Especially an insult when you’re talking about this turd in my class.
Dude, quit being a turd.
by man October 30, 2004
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