Splitcock 

To tell someone to use their imagination. In effect, most people, at least normal, non-homoerotic sadists, wouldn't know what a split cock looks like, so they'd have to use their imagination.

"Hey Jimmy, I heard that there's going to be a comic book about gay school children trapped in Hell, what do you think that'll be like?"
"Splitcock."
"What?"
"Use your imagination fucktard."

Splitcock by Razor Jones November 25, 2006

Spicock 

Spicock can be defined 2 ways
1) A spicock is a spic with an extremely large cock
2) Calling someone a spanish Chicken

1) Man Jose is Such a spicock
2) My father is a Spicock breeder

Spicock by Spicock March 20, 2010

shitcock 

An exclamation, usually used in a humorous fashion. May be substituted for "fuckies, crap, dammit, fuck, motherfucker, etc."

Scholar #1 : What's today?

Scholar #2 : Wednesday.

Scholar #1 : Shitcock, i have Spanish today.

shitcock by Autolyticsociety October 5, 2006

shitcocked 

To be so incredibly inebriated that one does not recollect acting like an ass, boning a butterface, or kicking the shit out of one's best friend.

I have to apologize for fucking your sister last night, I was totally shitcocked.

shitcocked by chupacabra February 14, 2005

Slutcock

A dude that thinks hes the absolute shit and tries to bang as many girls as possible.He will also try to bang girls with boyfriends.Another word for Douchebag

What a fool.This kid thinks hes the king when we all know what a slutcock he is.Keep dreaming douchebag

Slutcock by Brock Slutcock April 11, 2011

spincock 

An animation of a spinning cock. Spinning cocks are more common than you might think.
See 4chan

/b/-"SPINCOCK" IS PRETTY FUCKING SPINCOCK, JUST FYI

spincock by Jarvy February 9, 2005

john shitcock 

To sign your name, using your penis as a pen, and feces as ink.

I took it out of her ass and signed my John Shitcock on her back.

john shitcock by Daniel Riggs June 20, 2007