Someone who reproduces at least once, and appears to have no concept of how to raise a child.
Breeders often have skewed reasoning (or no reasoning) behind their decision to give birth, such as:
"Why did I have
kids? Well...that'
s just what you do, isn't it? You can't not have
kids..."
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"I didn't want
kids, but he/she said that if we didn't have any, he/she would leave me, so I had to really."
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"It sorts out all the problems in your relationship! No, really!"
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"My
parents wanted grandchildren."
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"If you have
kids, you get a free house and allowance from the tax-payers!"
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"The
bible says so."
Breeders are easily spotted by the following:
- their determination to ignore the havoc wreaked by their snotty
brat
- the tendancy to change nappies on restaurant tables and other inappropriate places
- their complete and utter outrage when someone asks them to prevent their child from misbehaving
- their cries of "he/she'
s just a chyyyuld" if you refuse to comply with their ickle precious'
s every whim
- their often unkept appearance, the stains of baby-food on their t-shirts, greasy skin because they didn't have time to shower between popping out to buy their fags and dropping their brat off at his dad'
s council
flat.
This term is often associated with the childfree, though it is sometimes used by others. It is not used to describe those who do a decent job of raising their
kids.
"On the
bus the other day, this mother and her kid got on, and the kid tried to take my book. I told him it was mine and he had a massive tantrum.
Even worse, his
mum actually tried to persuade me to give him my book, because he was 'just a child'! God, what a breeder!"